Granted, but you also become blind.

I wish I could be with my girlfriend right now...

Granted, but you're both stuck in a mall with zombies attacking.

I wish my dog would stop waking me up in the middle of the night.

Granted... but he annoys you all day now

I wish I could be with my Lologans~

Granted, but you'll both be on Neptune.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted... but yo pony stomps yo face in. >_>

I wish my hair was a cooler color

Granted, but everybody including you hates that color...

I wish my hair would stop acting up...

Granted... but it acts down...

I wish for more tea.

Granted, but it scalds your tongue.

I wish my lips could lose their virginity...

Granted... but he's ugly as hell. -shot-

I wish for a new iPod nano!

Granted, but it can only hold 1 song.

I wish for tomorrow to get here.

Granted... but you cannot walk... and your guitar hero skills are suckish. :<

I wish my kitty wasn't annoying

Granted but she dies so you dun hafta deal with her anymore. :c

I wish I had cheese sticks and rootbeer. :3

Granted, but your girlfriend whom you're going to meet tomorrow dies.

I wish I was smarter...

granted but then your brain explodes i wish i didnt have to wright this story D:

Granted, but your head is ripped of by a zombie.

I wish for cookies.

Granted, but right before you eat them lizard minions scurry off with them! Oh no!

I wish Mello from Death Note was real D:

Granted, but he hates you.

I wish I could die right now.

Granted but doctors save you 5 seconds before you completely dead.

I wish it was noon tomorrow.

Granted... but YOU esplode

I want to be awesome

Granted, but then everyone thinks you're too awesome and won't talk to you.

I wish some of my friends were awake so I could talk to them and not be so bored.