Granted, but the cookie fears you, hates you, and then disappears.

I wish I could discover an unknown species.

Granted, the unknown species eats everyone and takes over Earth.

I wish I had the most beautiful singing voice on Earth.

Granted, but you are now the only singer on the planet because you discouraged all the others.

I wish I understood math.

granted but then you can't understand anything else.

i wish i had money to go to the movies tonight.

Granted, but the movie sucks and has cheesy songs and lame special effects.

I wish I could have more pet slots.

Wish granted, but all your pets turn into waradors. I wish I had a billion sP.

Granted, but you loose all you're real world money.

I wish I had a coffee.

granted but there's dead flies in it and it's the last coffee in the world.

I wish i had less homework this weekend.

Granted, but then next weekend your bombarded with all the homework in the world!

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but now you can't breath air.

I wish I was a superhero.

Granted, but now you can't have a normal life with family and friends.

I wish I knew how to speak all the languages in the world.

Granted, but you speak them all backwards and nobody understands you. Plus you can only speak spanish to people that can only speak english and deutch to anyone who speaks french and so on and so forth... sorry ;)

I wish I was a "vegiterian" vampire.

granted, but soon you realize it's not enough nutrients, and you turn to dust.

I wish I could be in feudal japan.

Granted, but then you are slaughtered!

I wish subeta pets were real!

granted. but then they conquer all and eat the worlds supply of chocolate icing. i wish i could draw a little better.

Granted but you can only draw Keith.

I wish i had a potato that talked.

granted. but then it ate youu.. :/ i wish i could date

Granted, but the guys you meet tend to lean towards "slimy."

I wish I had more energy.

granted, but you need to recharge the battery constantly.

I wish I had a sharp, shiny sword.

you get your cookie, but when you eat it, you become a disfigured mutant slug. I WISH I COULD GO TO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ANIME CONVENTION IN THE SKY!!