Granted, but your crush looks like me wich it purty dang ugly!:D

I wish I looked handsome.:(

granted, but as you jump off a clift, the powers dissapear and you fall to your death.

I wish I could move to Italy!:D

Granted, but they cut you to pieces.

I wish I could become Ezio and help out poor and war people out here in Italy by becoming the next Assassin. 0____0

Granted, you moved to the sun for free compliments of the Government.

I wish I could be a famouse actor.:P

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish my foot didn't hurt.

Granted, but the cure is chopping off your foot.

I wish my tummy didn't feel all bloated.

Granted, but this time, your cookie is HUGE and it gets stolen... by me :)

I wish that i was a NINJA! :)

Granted but it's over cooked and has canned pasta sauce on it.

I wish my room was painted black.

Granted, but when you get up to pee at night, you can't figure out where the door is...

I wish I had ^your outfit in real life.

Granted, But I Would Take It From You Cuz I Want It

I Wish My Boss Wasnt Such A Ass At Times

Granted, but the boss got fired and replaced by another boss that is an ass.

I wish my room wasn't such a mess.

granted but now everything that was in your room has disappeared.

i wish i had a girlfriend

Wish granted, but she turns out to be a psychotic killer.

I wish I could go on holiday to Florida C:

Granted, but it's laced with highly toxic oleander juice.

I wish I could meet a friendly alien.

Granted! But the volume constantly increases until it's so tall that birds get stuck in it when flying abouve you.

I wish reality T.V. would be banned from the air waves.

Granted, but they are stale and taste like dust.

I wish these wisdom teeth didn't cause me to bite my damn cheek!

granted but then your friend crushes on you.

I wish i didnt have to register for classes.

Granted, but you end up being a 40 year old still living with your parents.

I wish I had more energy.

granted but your heart explodes.

i wish i had something to eat.

Granted, but it's the one food you hate the most.

I wish I was the most beautiful girl on the planet.