Granted, but he or she comes back as a zombie and causes trouble for you.

I wish I could erase all my mistakes, but still retain all the lessons I've learned.

Granted,but now you live in the 4th dimension wich is a wold full of nothing. More even,its totally with and it does not have anithing. Just you and the lessons you have learned.

I wish I were taller D__:

granted, but then you're 10 feet tall and have trouble with doorways

i wish my puppy was calm

Wish granted, but your puppy is calm only because a psychopathic vet that is on the run has snuck into your house while everyone was asleep and preformed a lobotomy on your puppy.

I wish school didn't start in a week.

Granted. It starts today.

I wish I had air-conditioning in my dorm.

No wish... -.-

I wish I could go to the zoo.

Wish granted, but you become ill with a disease that you can't even diagnose, and it kills you before you can help anyone.

That's very depressing =/

I wish I could study abroad.

Granted, but you accidentally drink the local water and hallucinate the entire time you're there.

I wish I was the voodoo queen of Epcot.

Granted, but your Friends On The Other Side cash in on your soul as a result.

I wish I had a can of everlasting tea!

Granted. Your tea is bottomless...but your bladder isn't.

I wish I were at an anime convention.

Granted but as soon as you enter you realize that everything is being put away and you have no way of getting home.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but your frequent use of teleportation makes you bald and blind at an early age

I wish I had a job.

Granted, but the conditions and meagre pay drive you to insanity.

I wish autumn would last a little longer

Granted, but then you would move to Antarctica.

I wish the weekend would last a little longer.

I love you for referencing that! xD

: Granted, but due to some craziness at a party, you forget all that happened. >u>

I wish I had a pet hyena. =3

Granted but he bits your hand off.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted, but it runs on corn oil...just when your country faces a freak corn outage. =o

I wish people broke out into songs to express their true feelings and secret plans...like on Disney movies! =D

(bows Figured it was appropriate x3)

Granted, but 95% of those people sing like cats in heat

I wish favourite characters wouldn't get killed off in shows

Granted, they don't get killed off in the shows, they get killed off in reality. D=

I wish I could morph into animals.

Granted: although they don't get killed off, they do get sent away, never to appear again.

I wish my computer would always cooperate with me.