when i was in my last year as a student i used to have to catch the bus to my drama school and there was a very strange woman (i'm guessing she was in her 50's) who always dressed in red and roamed the streets every day...she used to layer her clothes on, one item on top of the other, until she at least doubled her size, and every item had to be predominantly red...even her face was red...and shiny...it took a while to figure out why, but we eventually realised that she'd smeared it completely with lipstick...

we used to dread seeing her walking towards us as she took great offence to anyone else who dared to wear anything red and would swear and spit at you if you were...i lost count how many times i had to quickly cross the road or run into a shop/stranger's garden, just to get a safe distance between me and her...

shudders

most of my friends would say me but i can't agree with them, my mum is MUCH worse

Well most of the people that come into my work... they are actually crazy. I work at a newsagent and there must be a hospital or something near by because they bring them down during the week. I'm had a man rolling around on the floor looking for his mobile... which was in his hand. I've had people tell me I'm 4 billion years old and that I'm Jesus. There is this lady that just sits out the front and draws on the floor all day everyday. And then there is just like them coming in and buying stuff in a weird manner.

Oh, and there is this guy who thinks he's Elvis, he actually believes that's who he is so we have to call him Elvis even though his carer said that wasn't his name.

2 nights ago after a party we went to chill with our friends in a tent. All of a sudden there was this guy with a pink shirt and with a white cap that kept saying: 'Those are the people with the light boat' (in German) AND he kept touching everyone's hair, petting it, etc etc.

OMG that's so funny xD