My friend. She likes drawing eyes, has dyed parts of her hair orange, wears random jewelry, and knows more random facts than the most random person in the world.

my mom, shes just blistic

This.

I'm really bad at school :P

Example;

I hate my art teacher. Hate.

So one day he's trying to be OMGCOOLTEACHER with the cool kids and says a joke about a peadophile or something.

I say something like "Omg, that's fucking retarded. And sick. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to see the headmaster about a certain member of staff and his unsavory comments"

^ I won't go into detail, but day, but fucking lesson and I snapped. I DID go to see the headmaster but nothing was done.

I got chucked off my art course though.

SUCCESS :D

Most of my friends are funny crazy and make me go wtf, and I make them go wtf as well. :D CRAZY FRIENDS, TOGETHER FOREVER, WOOT and all that.

OHOH.

Also I freak people out with my talks of aliens/UFO's.

THEY FUCKING EXIST! I get so frustrated when people don't believe me when I say I've seen countless UFO's. My friends think it's funny when I get frustrated which just makes me angry at them xD

Infact, I saw one last night and two the night before (and they all looked the same, so... -shrug-)

I work with a Welsh guy. As much as he makes me laugh my ass off, he also scares the shit out of me. Some of the things he says.. are.. wow.

And then he gets his crazy eyes goin' on.

Quite a few of our regular customers seem like regular crazies, too. Talking to themselves, blank stares, asking extremely strange questions, SHOUTING in their giant MAN voices instead of speaking in a calm and regulated tone, etc.

Had one guy go completely ape shit at one of my workmates because he wanted to know if 9 kilograms of tobacco had been delivered to us or not.

.. We're a bakery. We don't do tobacco, sry.

He just let fly and went nuts. Everyone in the building was staring at him like.. holycrapwhatisyourproblemyoustrangelittleman?

Few days earlier the same dude told me a knee-slapper of a joke though, and tipped me, so he can't have been ALL bad. Skitzo, maybe.

Well, there are a few people that are pretty much like that all the time and get on my nerves a lot. However, I'd have to say that my closest friend is the craziest person I'll probably ever know. Along with a friend of mine's sister's friend.

My best guy friend Branden Srsly he is the strangest and most random person in the world

You. .__. And my friend, Peter. Cx

nathan. up until last week, he thoguht every guy had a vagina on the back of their knee.

he is 16.

There was this schizophrenic lady outside of the supermarket who was picking through the trash...she was talking to us, I think but she was also talking to herself at the same time and never missed a beat.

This crazy lady hired us to do a fireworks show several years back. It was for a celebration with 1000 of her closest friends, and a prelude to a ceremony worshiping the great god Ratha. (Or whatever the name was.)

I'm sorry, I know there are Wiccans and such out there, but this lady was just a freak. :( She put a blindfold over her eyes and claimed that she could shoot an arrow into a target because her god was guiding her hands.

I was watching from the side, and I saw a guy drop an arrow into a slot so it looked like she hit it. WTF.

My friend and ex-boyfriend, Cody. My god, he seriously needs to be on medication. He scares me. He seems like the type of person who would be on the news when they're 30 for raping someone ._. Oh, and I think I'm a bit crazy myself. I -think- I may have ADD, I swear, because I get distracted so easily whenever people are talking. I make myself say 'wtf', and some of the things I do/say make me believe my true hair colour is blonde.

My art teacher. The woman just can't stop singing and dancing. My god.

Some kid in like half my classes. He looks anerexic, weighs like 70 pounds, just goes around and act freakin stupid, shaved his head even though he looked wayyyyyy better with hair and so much more. He isworse person I know!

this kid spencer in my school. the kid is in love with me, and he has something where like he'll act like so stupid then look at me... i HATE this guy... then once he told my whole computer class to "go die, or he'll come in class and shoot everyone himself"... yeah... we got him suspended for 3 days. only 3 days. nzshgiudsbugihdiugbszbngkbsifg hes still a creepycreeperscaryrapist

This guy in my art class is pretty..."weird". He likes to get up in class and start dancing Michael Jackson type moves. He even throws in some pelvic thrusts and kicks. O.o Oh, and he likes to break out in song, too. I often hear him singing "I'm So Lonely". He's got anger management problems, and will often burst out yelling at someone. It's absolutely insane.

Since a lot of people seem to be defining 'apeshit crazy' as one who takes medication and such, I'll have to say myself. Eek. I hear things, see things, have delusions, I'm paranoid and on a ton of medication. I've been in a psych ward and neighbors who discovered this refused to let me babysit their children anymore. I must be INSANE. I'll leave it at that.

myself.

seriously, i probably have like nine thousand mental disorders. D; there was even a time i wanted to be schizophrenic. won't go into detail about that, because there's not really a story to tell.

one of my friends is always watching me do weird things like twirl my hair, chew my nails and eat the skin around them, and constantly telling me those are signs of autism. not that i believe her - i've got some serious problems with talking to people, but i'm not socially retarded. the rest of the bunch just think i'm a fucking psychopath in the disguise of a cute little kid.

as for other things, i carry knives around with me (not to school, i'm not that stupid), am insensitive to others' feelings, and..make noises. i can't do anything without singing, or beeping, or squawking, or squealing. also have a megahugeomgwtflarge vocabulary, but that doesn't really count.

oh well. my craziness comes with a brilliant sense of humor, so i certainly don't mind in the least. c:

My first boyfriend. He had ADHD and always forgot to take his medications. He drove me crazy most of the time :P