My name is Anya, it's reallll simple to pronounce and hard to find a nickname to.
I get Anna, Hanna, Sanna (idk how common sanna is elsewhere but here it's all over the place :P) and similar.
I also get mixed up with my arch enemy (haha) whose name's Anna but who is like half a meter shorter than me and 983489054kgs fatter too. IT'S NOT FLATTERING PEOPLE.
THEY CAN'T BREAK YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SPINE
How the hell do you get the name "Caroline" wrong.
Obviously in many ways.
CarolYN, Carol (WHICH I HATE), CORALINE @.@, KATHERINE, ...Line..., Keeroline, etc.
I mean, just call me /Caro/. That's what everyone calls me. But no, people always always always call me Carolyn, Carol, CORAline, Katherine (don't ask me why o-o), and Keeroline. ITS CAHR-OH-LINE. Jeez.
Heh, my name's Caitlin and i've had so many misspellings and mispronunciations. It's been spelled Kaitlin, Katelin, Catelin, Catlin, Katlin, Catelyn... you get the idea xD And it's been prounounced like Catlin, Kettlin (wtf?) Caitleen, Kiteleen...yeah
I wish more people called me Cait irl, but only my family and closest friend/boyfriend do ...
[edit] because i misspelled misspelling lol
My name is Angela.
And everyone thinks they have to take it upon themselves to shorten it to Ange.
All The Fucking TIME
UMM EXCUSE ME BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT MY NAME IS NOT ANGE. IT IS NOWHERE ON MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE SO DO NOT CALL ME THAT. I KNOW PEOPLE THESE DAYS ARE LAZY FUCKS BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO SPIT OUT THE TWO EXTRA SYLLABLES OF MY NAME.
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Angie doesn't bother me as much. At least they got one more syllable, but really. I hate it when people feel they need to shorten an already-short name.
Three syllables. Not one. Not two. THREE.
Sorry, but I loathe people who change MY name to THEIR preference.
My name is Maile, said like Miley. It's Hawaiian c: So many times I get people saying:
May-lee Mail Muh-lee Muh-ee-lay Malia And everyone LOVES to call me 'Miley Cyrus'. Because I haven't told them enough how I loathe that bitch and I would enjoy ripping off their heads whenever they call me that.
>.>; I hate my name. But I like my nicknames: Myisha, Mai (My), and Miles XD
KIRSTY ...so many people call me that, ugh ugh ugh, NO. Sometimes old people end up calling me kristine and crystal too
K-R-I-S-T-I-E
I also find that nobody can ever spell my name right, even my friends christie, kristy, christy, etc.
I admit though my name IS rather akward. :P
Francisca.
For which i get Francisco (before people look at me and realize i'm a girl); Francheska; Frannie; F-cisca and other awful misspellings.
That's why it's only Quica now.
'They call me quiet girl, but I'm a riot!' ;D
My name is Tiffanie, but I've been called Pinkie, Monie, Tifnay, and of course names like Tiff and Tiffy. (I don't mind the last two ;))
LMFAO. Hey, I'm a Victoria too. xD (well, if you get called Vicky I'm assuming you're a Victoria)
I also resent the name Vicky. If you need to give me a nickname, call me Vic. xD If you don't like Vic, buck up and call me my full name. Anyhow, since Victoria is fairly self-explanitory, I don't get called many things other than Victoria, Vic, or Vicky. xD
I've had people think I said my name is "Peach" when I say "Paige" a lot. I almost want to say that it is my name... :|
My name is NOT pronounced LEE--nuh, it's pronounced LAY--nuh.
I get so tired of telling people that. :(
To make matters worse, on the old section sheet, it said the first two letters of my name (my last name plus my middle name are together 22 letters long, so they took up the whole space).
My name's Heather. One girl in my AP Bio class a few years ago went nearly the entire year calling me "Michelle" and then correcting herself almost immediately. I didn't bother correcting her, I just found it amusing more than anything.
What always bothered me, though, was when teachers would pronounce my last name incorrectly. They always added an "N" to it, and there ISN'T one, ANYWHERE in my name (except the beginning of my middle name, but that's no excuse). It didn't matter how many times I corrected a particular teacher, he STILL got it wrong, ALL year. Luckily, no one does that, now that I don't live in the southern US anymore.
My real name is Skye, and I guess when I introduced myself to someone once, they misheard me and they go, "You're name's Scott?" ... No. I HAVE BOOBS, WHY WOULD MY NAME BE SCOTT?!
I go out of my way to stress the actual pronunciation of my name now.
My name is Melody Rose, or Melody (one of my best friends is Jessica Rose and goes by Jessica, lulz).
Anyway, I hate it when people call me Melanie. Melanie is a lovely name and all, but it's not my name. Also, sometimes when people are trying to be assholes, they put emphasis on the O and say it "mel-OH-dy". Hell, people can't even spell it right. My doctor spells my name "Melodie." o_o;
My name is Crystal. Simple, right? Obviously not. I've gotten Kirsty, Christie, Carla and even just plain Chris (to which I'm like wtf because I have boobies and hips, and there's no H anywhere in my name). Then there are the middle schoolers who always call me Cry, which pisses me off because cry and cr-IS-tall doesn't sound anything alike.
Julia Goulia is my friend on Myspace. o.0
This guy in my gym class calls me 'Leeva' xD (I go by Olivia)

Names Kelli Ryhmes with : Jelly, belly, smelly :( Guess what people called me in elementry school? Kelli smelly with the big fat belly made of jelly. -cries- Usually people get my name right but I have been mistaken for : Wendy (wtf?) and Kathy and Katherine
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