I "suffer" from skin-writing! Which I was not aware that it did not happen to every one, until last year. It is a form of hives, whenever I scratch myself lightly, such as an itch, the lines I scratch will turn bright red and raised. I can write very legible words on myself like this.
I have had epilepsy since I was 16. I'm almost 27!
My HA does lie; I actually do have blue hair.
After twenty years my Autobot X-Brawn has been broken by a bump of my own during a sleepless night. I'll be hard pressed to locate a good replacement part, its basically vintage.
My aquarium filter is mysteriously clogging.
There was a February 30th in 1712 in Sweden.
Thorium-232 has a half life of 14.5 billion years, and in comparison Krypton-91 is 10 seconds.
Turkey sandwiches, excellent on their own, can be improved by adding pickles or avocadoes, but not both.
Every year deep-fryer fires are responsible for five deaths, 60 injuries, the destruction of 900 homes, and more than $15-million in property damage.

Your nostrils work one at a time.
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Most people breathe around 17000 times a day.
If you were to sum the time a human heart rests over a lifetime, it would add up to about one year.
The RMS Queen Mary was known as The Grey Ghost during WW2 when she was a soldier carrier.
The full extent of the Roman Empire was built without the use of the wheelbarrow.
My cell phone gave up on life today for no apparent reason. :']
I have a slip of paper on which a russian speaker carefully wrote the word for chair on it and I don't know why.
During WWII European children wrote to Santa Claus asking him not to fly over, fearing the Germans would shoot him down.
Oddly this character is attributed to being unaffected by this Covid 19 virus in modern times.
I keep a few extra pills around in case of earthquake.
I sing the mail song from Blues Clues every time mail gets dumped on my desk at work.