I collect scary story compilation books.

Back when I had a guy's night out, I had one shot of whiskey while my friends would have their beers. Meaning I drank more.

My cat is eating.

The world is an oblate spheroid! (waits for the flat earthers to find this post)

My ultimate goal in life, is be the last single guy left. Even humans aren't so stupid.

Im the only left-handed person in my entire family.

I give black flowers only to the few who I think deserve them. Anyone else gets...you figure it out.

There was a surprising amount of litter around my pharmacy

I have a weakness for buying headphones and ear buds, especially if on clearance. Today I bought a Sony MDR-XB650BT for about half off.

[Edit] And the next day, I saw a couple more for $10 more.

only one pineapple grows on each plant and they look ridiculous

It is warm enough to eat ice cream.

The moon is not made of cheese.

The moon is not made of yogurt.

The grass is usually green.

I love one of my cats just slightly more than the other. Don't tell them I said that, though.

The cheetah is the only cat without retractable claws, which allow it to grip the ground to run faster.

The moon is not made of buttermilk.

I love most things horror but have no interest in 99.9% of horror games.

The milky way is not milk. Someone just spilled a lot of glitter into the sky and never cleaned it up.

I fell over and chipped one of my front teeth when I was 11 (if you ever see a picture of me with my teeth showing, you might be able to see where they filled it in if you look closely).