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Though the survival celebrations set off to a festive start, it seems events have taken a turn for the worse. Citizens choosing to dress up as their Unliving brothers appear to have had the symbol of solidarity misunderstood as an offensive, degrading gesture. We are hearing reports of attacks coming out at this time, but details are scarce.

Those choosing to dress up as zombies as part of the festivities are encouraged to avoid the <a href=/explore/graveyard.php>Shadowglen</a> area, especially while in <a href=/news/8997>costume</a>!

More as this story develops.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

mmmm licks lips

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VALHALLA
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..... skitters closed his shop.

OMG ZOMBIE WAR WOULD BE EPIC.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by KatTailMagic
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Telling me not to go somewhere makes me want to go there.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Satan_672
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New zombies! Ha Keith, you tricky bastard! You said there would be no biting this year!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Derelict
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Is it random? I have a mask on but nothing happened. o: I'd better bring a gun just to be safe, though.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kaiyo
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Whats suppost to happen? Im excited. :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anshin
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TO SHADOWGLEN!

dons mask and traipses through

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BirdJuice
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Heck yes.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chef
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You feel... strange OH NO. It appears that you've angered one of the residents of Shadowglen and they attacked you! You might want to get that checked out... Achievement! You have been awarded the Subject Zero Achievement!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Elysium
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eyeballs Decepticon harshly I think we know who to blame for those attacks.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MYSTERY_356
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OMIGOSH I ALMOST SCREAMED. c: I wasn't here last February, so this is so fun for me.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ajmin
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OH KEITH YOU LOVELY LYER. I LOVE YOU.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by .Ari
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Hm, I have a sudden overwhelming urge to go traipsing through Shadowglen with my mask on. ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SilverSlivers
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Ohh, this is getting exciting!o.O Now I kind of want to finally get a mask reaaally bad and look what might happen.^^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alucard
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We have angered the zombie gods!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Visenya_151
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Well, now I have to go to Shadowglen.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anamiko
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YES!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

why is the zombie war coming back?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Damon
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Damn and I still haven't found a mask yet

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BoneCollector
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why even when warned its sooooo tem^pting to do it ???

even when i know it could turn out bad the warning only is good enough to give it a try and see what will happen lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by scarlettears
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I don't mind the nonzombies dressing up :nomsbrains:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by rune_148
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Omg~ I just kissed the screen xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kodai
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...Why hello thar, newest Achievement. -wonders who will get it first-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Viking
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walks around in Shadowglen, singing some silly Zombie songs

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Salogna
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maybe I should put my masks on

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Psychedelia
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Oh, Tits McGee, what would we do without your ace reporting and shirt poofing skills ?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ROCK
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OMFG DO I GET TO HAVE MY ZOMBIE BACK?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nami
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Interesting <33

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BIOHAZARD_221
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To Shadowglen! XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Zyra
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Lulz. Awesomeness.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TERRORYAKI
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I KNEW IT1!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alaska
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gets ready to venture into shadowglen

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Malfoi
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I hope this means what I think it means.. haha. I'm psyched to find out. (:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by sheimi
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GASP. I love zombies. 8D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Penguinhoarder
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I want a mask so I can go to shadowglen and see what happens, hurhurhur~|D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SPARKLE_106
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ooh yay!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by cringe
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TOTALLY DRESSING UP NOW. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Extract
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hmm, interesting.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by end
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;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Faun_171
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This is so exciting. Are the real zombies going to eat me? o3o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by lilt_528
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OH NOE!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mandark
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lol Cool

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

=O I'm tempted to go to Shadowglen with my mask on.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chef
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Aha! I got the mark already but it disappeared!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by sugarpill
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OooOoooh! DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by James
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:0 Oh noes.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moonbeam
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Oooh. Do I sense a zombie war??

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Oooooo...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by orangecake
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Whooooooooooops. >:

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