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It seems to be that time of year again; the leaves are falling, the corpses are growing restless, and I once again have the titillating pleasure of inviting you into my <a href=/explore/pumpkins.php>pumpkin patch</a>.

Pardon me for just a second as I practically burst with the excitement of it all.

...and while you're there, kindly keep an eye out for my dear Oowel; the most recent of my special minions to find himself wandering the patch.

Well, go on, then. I don't know how much more of your face I can stand.