<center><img src=http://subeta.net/images/newsreporter_titania.gif></center> <br><br> Hello, I'm McGee with Channel 5 Action News, your BEST source for up to date information. <br><br> Today's top story: They thought they were safe while visiting the Omen Islands for the festival, but it seems that Amy, Emma and Charity have all been kidnapped from the festivities by the ragtag crew of The Freyalise, the very same pirates who invaded the island celebration only two nights ago. <br><br> Channel 5 managed to get a hold of the captain of The Freyalise, Fishbreath Jacques, who had this to say: <br><br>
Quote by Captain Jacques
Well, how be ye, pretty lady? <em>hic</em> How would ye like to shiver me timbers?
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<em>hic</em>
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Oh, aye. We mean th&; lasses no harm, &;n they be in a safe place. Th&; Omen Islanders would have ye believe that their "celebration" be light-hearted an&; fun, but what they haven&;t shared be th&; details &;o &;tis Final Offerin&;. Th&; schpirit that be usually sacrificed to th&; avatar &;o th&; sea be none other than a young lass. We merely took these girlsh fer their own protec--<em>hic</em>-- their own securi--*hic-- their own welfare.
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Th&; shtories these Islanders spin shmell worse than th&; garlic Angrybeard puts in me dinner. A bunch &;o slimy snails, they be.
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Aye, snails would be quite jolly fer dinner. Angrybeard! Whar be ye, ye foul cur?!
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<em>hic</em>
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Oh, aye. We mean th&; lasses no harm, &;n they be in a safe place. Th&; Omen Islanders would have ye believe that their "celebration" be light-hearted an&; fun, but what they haven&;t shared be th&; details &;o &;tis Final Offerin&;. Th&; schpirit that be usually sacrificed to th&; avatar &;o th&; sea be none other than a young lass. We merely took these girlsh fer their own protec--<em>hic</em>-- their own securi--*hic-- their own welfare.
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Th&; shtories these Islanders spin shmell worse than th&; garlic Angrybeard puts in me dinner. A bunch &;o slimy snails, they be.
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Aye, snails would be quite jolly fer dinner. Angrybeard! Whar be ye, ye foul cur?!
I KNEW IT! PIRATES ALWAYS PROTECT PEOPLE FROM EVIL! ALWAYS! 
Oh snap! :O