Subeta -

July 4, 2009 4:17 pm

The folks at Sweet Stu Cannery have just created a wonder of modern food: an entire cooked fester in a can! This is perfect for long camping trips or uninvited guests. They're so sure you'll at least be curious about it, they're <a href=explore/gift.php>giving it away for free</a>! Enjoy!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Oh boy! lol.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

after seeing the real-life version of this item (thanks for the reference link littlestereo!) i feel like i should be joining SETA. not just for the canned fester, but for the thought that they think we would eat somthing so creepy...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

LoL. Thats epic.

I truly hope those Seta's arent serious... Cmon, its just fun. I can only imagine what they think of the Decapitated Puppy we have on site.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Good grief @ the animal rights whatever people freaking out. It is not an actual dead animal. It is /PIXELS/ on a site. And clearly a joke. Relax geez.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Ew! I mean... this is great. I'm going camping tomorrow. I'll just bring this along with me.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

i have one in my pantry, but I don't have the nerve to actually open it. Also how does one shove a whole chicken in a can anyway?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Okay what the heck is going on clicked for gift and was taken to another comments page

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

People have pet chickens and still eat chicken, so i see no problems with having a pet fester and eating fester.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

It gets better (or worse):
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/04/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

[quote]I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A; [/quote[

;___; Andi, you made me sick enough by showing that to hagane and I, but it actually SAYS THAT ON THE CAN?! EW. EW EW EW.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Subetapets are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment!

Well, we shouldn't eat or wear them, at least. GO SETA!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

covers my poor festers's eyes

(AHAHA I love this )

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

That is so weird because I just saw a picture on a website of canned chicken...Deja Vu, srsly XD Thanks anyways

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I WANT TO BECOME A SETA MEMBER TOO! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! IT IS A PET! DO YOU FRY AND CAN YOUR OWN CAT?! I DO NOT NEED THIS BARBARIC GIFT! :K

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Ha ha love items like these.. Thanks!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Yay My bloodred pet wil eat this for sure

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Now I need to get a fester so I can feed it this. It should be an achievement. "Feed Canned Whole Fester to a Fester."

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

SUBETA DOES NOT APPROVE OF MY COMMENT :CC ANYWAYS, I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR WE, THE SETA, WILL PROTEST AND TALK TO THE TOP NEWS STATIONS ABOUT THIS.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

HELLO THERE I AM WITH SETA SUBETANS FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR I WILL MAKE A PROTEST AND TALK TO THE NEWS ABOUT THIS. >:C

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

We have canned peas, carrots and potatoes, so why not canned fester?? LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

o.O.. tasty?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Quote:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">"WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS."

But why do I still want chicken now? I mean, really, I'm hungry.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Every time I pass the whole chicken in a can at the grocery store it makes me want to vomit.,

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Oh Those Poor Fester.... Lets Have A Moments Silence For Them... XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Feeding Canned Whole Fester to a fester = cannibalism!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Quote By hagane:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">It is based off of whole chicken in a can, yes. XD

WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS.

I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

It is based off of whole chicken in a can, yes. XD

WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

This makes me wonder if anyone raises their own Festers. Mmm, fresh free-range Fester!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Luxe reads Geekologie too. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Survivors ready?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Oooh. What an intresting item! C:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Thankies!!

nomnomnom mmmmm. Tastes like...chicken?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

:3 how...delish O-O;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

I. CAN'T. BREATHE. LAUGHING. TOO. HARD. OMFGITHURTSSOGOOD.

8D ♥

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Awh, poor festers. :<

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

: "lol I remember seeing the chicken in a can weeks/months ago on geekologie."

I saw it too. And I never look on geekologie, but I did once and I saw the chicken xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Quote By Shiva:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">lol I remember seeing the chicken in a can weeks/months ago on geekologie... I'm guessing this is a parody of it

You'd be correct!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by