Hi, I'm Carrie Nott, introducing the new Subreze!

Kumos smell lingering on your couch? Feli litter in your hallway? The aroma of old socks in your room? One spray from our range of Subreze products will eliminate those unpleasant smells and odors, leaving your home smelling clean and fresh!

SPRAY, and the smell is gone!

But don't just take my word for it! Try one of our extensive range of deliciously scented products at the <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=23">Home Appliances</a> store now!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by adakie
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oh man, so funny XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

xD subreze... i lolled

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SunnyLittleBunny
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these should be wearable, if they aren't. i'm not one to say that about everything, but like a little aura around your avatar and all..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

...well, I lol'd. That's so awesome. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mayuri
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xDDD Wonderful parody! (Y)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CHANEL_911
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Okay, this was definitely clever and hilarious.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cryptid
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I lol'd.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Artificer_791
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APPLES!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fiyera
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It's funny how one other site (Yet to open) had that very same idea...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Now we need... HOUSES!!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Drayk
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Made in Subeta, you know the Subetians always make good stuff...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Morticia
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Finally, new additions to the household thing I love them ...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Idol_416
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wow~ the item looks awesome~ Are they susposed to do anything besides be collectors items? Cause I have three now and none of them have optiions

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mackenzi
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I have never seen apple air freshener before. It sounds like a freaking awesome idea.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tidus_cutie_ffx
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lol cute XD love it

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MikiDaCrow
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very cute indeed. I need to start collecting cleaning products for one of my pets.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by bracket
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Barry Scott <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gabcat
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Very funny.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I hope these are wearable!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hyogail
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Ahhahaa xDDDDD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fireworks
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lolololololol. That's funny. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MizuShimo
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Whoa Fe..I mean Subreeze..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sly
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You just like. Made my life. The only thing better could be a Snuggie.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moonbeam
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I want.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aphrodite_226
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Fantastic items! This will come very handy to clean those nasty dillemas of mine lol.

Are this meant to be wearable? Those auras look amazing.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

OMFG AWESOME.

But Billy Mays should have promoted the Subreze :c

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aphrodite_226
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December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BlackCherry
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Subreze LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by xXKomikoXx
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Haaa...nice. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kyphoscoliosis
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If subeta comes out with a Vince or Billy Mays type character, I'm going to flip with joy XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by goofy_312
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must have , but every time Billy Mays comes on i want to smack him up side the head with all that hollering he does

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bagheera23608
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Hey! I've got some of that Lavender, umm Subreze already!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Extract
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I need that too. I have 4 cats ;P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by taBOO
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Quote:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">but does it clean the air?
of course not |; it remains contaminated.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kysta
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Woah, I need some of this in real life to spray in my husbands work boots.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Saturnine
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">LOL, do I get a Snuggie next?

I've long thought that we need a Subetan Snuggie XD We can spray Subreze everywhere while we wear them!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kaitlyn
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Woot for some OxyClean! o;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DUI
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Brilliant. Something to mask the sweat and drunken vomit smell. :'D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gothique
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but does it clean the air?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nintendo
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if it were Vance selling it, everybody would be all over it!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sarvious
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Oh god,this reminds me of that ShamWow,even though it's a completely different parodied product. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Taylor
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Aw, they're cute! :'D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Madam_735
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hahaha awesome!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Grieve_577
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Ha... So much for originality! x3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by taBOO
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oh yey c: finally! something to cover up the rotting corpse smell.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kenjaku
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well if it was vince or billy mayes trying to sell it, maybe i'd be more inclined

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DreamsInPink
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Artwork is very nice.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Naughty
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Oooh spritz, spritz!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aras_887
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LOL, do I get a Snuggie next?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

haha brilliant! (:

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