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Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Free Gift</a> center!

Overnight we had dozens of reports of residents being transferred directly to the hospital psychological ward.

Doctors for these hospitals have said that there is extremely isolated variations of the current flu virus going around, and these citizens have had pre-existing conditions that pushed them to this level.

The head doctor of the Subeta National Hospital right here in Centropolis issued this statement to channel 5 news.

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Citizens, we are not in a crisis and there is no need to panic. We are laboring around the clock to find a cure to this virus, however we are still confident that it is not severely hazardous. If you are feeling under the weather, we advise taking the day off from work and resting.
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December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vincento
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Oh god.. i love subeta for stuff like THIS xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nuke
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Darn you, Umbrella Corp! But I'm still healthy. I probably just jinxed myself there, anyway

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nocturnal-K9
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I'm still not sick~ 8D;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kushinada
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Darn, I thought the Issue II and Doctor Mask in the Token Shop was old news and didn't read... Dx Missed them!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

-growls- Am I the only one who ISN'T excited about growing a rash all over my body?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tanelorn
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thankies! i am still healthy yay or not?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by losthope_147
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I wanna get sick

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I missed # II TT_TT

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ireland_Lover
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AUGH! IT STARTED GROWING ON MY BEWBS!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ireland_Lover
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This is sounding eerily like the the movie "The band played on" about the San Fransisco HIV/AIDS outbreak... twilight zone music

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gilgamesh
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I don't mind this virus. I'm staying somewhat true to my disease-named username. 8D; -brick'd some more while waits for further stages of her boob-itus-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Marrow
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Hmm... now I'm wondering... since the doctors seem to be lying about everything else... and in the newspaper it says "Doctors still believe it is not life-threatening."... hmm... I'm now picturing infected love zombie HAs plodding around with their skin sloughing off. 'Tis not a pretty sight.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lempicka
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hahah i got a horrid cold and now my HA got a funky chest-rash O.o and it's huge! O.O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I am infected now too. Got this... thinks ...boob thing. I wish I had the hearts...they would fit so good to me I'm just happy that people don't see it because of my outfit

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Quetz
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I can has plague plz?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VALHALLA
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This is so cute, thanks so much! giggles

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fab
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Thank you Titiana! You and your news reports are amazing! <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by waterfall
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I still don't get it. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BIRDIE
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I am off for a few days from my nanny job for exhaustion so me HA can keep me company at being sick

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Poukibear
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Stamping foot... I want the cute heart rash... mine is ugly! aaaahhh choooo. Lotta good the mask was. Thanks for the fun subeta.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I got it this morning. HURRY UP AND SPREAD, YOU STUPID RASH!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by taBOO
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WE'VE GOT SUBETA STDS?
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lena
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I've caught the love bug and I like it ... don't try and find a cute .... please ....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I'm sor=ta worried... the rash is really getting bad around my ankles...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alternia
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I caught the virus, but nothing happended. How can i actuatotally get the virus? Or is it just at random....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katlamos
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Really, how do you get the infection?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by riddlemesam
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O_O I want to get sick! How can I catch it?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Extract
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I wish I'd catch something ;P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by InnocentlyMorbid
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I don't have it yet, I think o.o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bubbledog
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This is rather amusing... I'm home sick with the flu in real life as well!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Urania
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ok just got it , it is in inventory but I hadn't the advice

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Guardian-Angel
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eye twiches Heeheehahah!!! Everyone's got it!!! Ah but when will I get it? Heehee I have no clue! eye twiches all paranoid

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aimiya
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My disease isn't spreading too much. In fact, you still can't really see it on my chest.... and I'm not wearing a top XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by happydorkgirl
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Fantastic quick fix! Thanks coders.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LordQuincey
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Tribune 3 already? I missed out on the the flower, the mask, and now tribune 1 and 2! And I have yet to get this infection. Man, am I missing out!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Miraa
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Thanks for the gift.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by aiya
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how come only a few people can get the newspaper, I have to stay updated on this flu! Need the whole story.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katlamos
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How do you get the infection? I want eet ;3;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Urania
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You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!

I can't have the third edition

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by loopa
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finally got it!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hyogail
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make it go awaaaaayyyy claws at chest rash

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VintageDoll
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Oh, so I see that I'm not the only one who can't get the new issue. c=

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fotfoh
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You recieve:

Subeta Tribune Special Issue III

and 100 sP

Its there now - GETZ ITZ!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Liz_885
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obviously people aren't panicking over the virus but over the free gift they couldn't get..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Marrow
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Loving this storyline! Always nice to have infectious diseases around Valentine's day (no matter how hard I try, I can't help but think how much talking about these "love rashes" and whatnot make them sound like STDs) XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Evy
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You recieve: Subeta Tribune Special Issue III and 100 sP

It works now.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by aiya
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gotta love the advice, stay home and rest.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ankoku
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Yeah, same for me. I can't get it. grabby hands

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Clea2003
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It's there now

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

you can get them now ^o^

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