Happy Elwood Day!

Step up, step up! It's my special day, and I've got a new venture for y'all to enjoy!

Pick up a ticket today for Woodys Chocolate Experience and probably have the day of your life so far. Activities include smelling the pizza shop next door, looking at pictures of chocolate that I drew in slightly rude shapes, an arid tunnel, and an imaginary lab.

Come to my abandoned warehouse…I mean, uh, my enchanted pizza garden—and remember, when we put on a fake show, at least your kids don't cry. Well, not because of us, anyway. This time.

Happy Elwood Day!

April 1, 2024, 1:51 pm by Laurey
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I love seeing what staff decide to reference every year for these. I had kind of forgotten about this little debacle, but it’s perfect for Elwood’s style of humor lmao. Thanks for the ticket to the definitely-not-a-scam-why-would-you-think-that experience! :)

April 1, 2024, 1:51 pm by Magic
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The Unknown is the friendships we've made along the way. : )

April 1, 2024, 1:47 pm by Paddy
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That was just the laugh I needed today! :D

April 1, 2024, 1:46 pm by Delirium
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Thank you Elwood for being funny and not obnoxiously annoying like certain other sites' April Fools jokes. :)

April 1, 2024, 1:43 pm by FaerieQueen
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Thank you for the cute wearable!

April 1, 2024, 1:42 pm by Nominicore
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Happy Elwood Day!

April 1, 2024, 1:39 pm by DizzyTheBat
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This one is fantastic, love it XD

April 1, 2024, 1:39 pm by Bathory
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This is hilarious 😂

April 1, 2024, 1:36 pm by Senti
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Thank you! Happy Elwood Day!!

April 1, 2024, 1:33 pm by Adina
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Happy Elwood Day!

April 1, 2024, 1:33 pm by Coydog
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April 1, 2024, 1:29 pm by Trees
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Reading the news post and finding out what the reference was this year made me laugh out loud. I should have seen it coming.

April 1, 2024, 1:28 pm by Life
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this is the cutest wear omg

April 1, 2024, 1:26 pm by herbal
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A pasadise of sweet teats? and for such a low price? truly a bargain ❤️

April 1, 2024, 1:20 pm by Oreo
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ELWOOD thank you so much bb ;v; HAPPY YOU DAY

April 1, 2024, 1:20 pm by KiaArra
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April 1, 2024, 1:20 pm by Darkrai
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love u Elwood

April 1, 2024, 1:19 pm by Demmy
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But is there the Unknown?

April 1, 2024, 1:16 pm by Laeluxia
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thanks!

April 1, 2024, 1:15 pm by Amber
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Yes! The 'pick up a ticket' bit is a link that will take you to free gift. Otherwise, it's just a fun wardrobe item.

April 1, 2024, 1:15 pm by Sylvanas
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just an item for your wardrobe ^^

April 1, 2024, 1:14 pm by Vanessa
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It's a free item to pick up! click on the link!

April 1, 2024, 1:11 pm by Laeluxia
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question as someone new - is this just a free item to pick up are you supposed to go somewhere to turn in the ticket or anything?

April 1, 2024, 1:10 pm by Doom
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Not me thinking my pet could possibly eat that!!! LOL <3

April 1, 2024, 1:09 pm by hannahharmin
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Interesting! So we stand in the middle of an empty warehouse and use our imagination? Excellent! Kids! Put the devices away. lol

April 1, 2024, 1:09 pm by Pandaslowpoke
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Even Elwood wouldn't use ai, that's inspiring

April 1, 2024, 1:09 pm by Rakumel
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imagine a standing ovation gif, can't post one since I'm at work

April 1, 2024, 1:06 pm by setthespark
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I love this!!

April 1, 2024, 1:05 pm by MarissaKaye
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You're amazing. XD

April 1, 2024, 1:04 pm by Faune
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Hahahaha okay this is absolutely excellent. Staff you nailed this! XD

April 1, 2024, 1:04 pm by Jamileigh17
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Perfection! :D

April 1, 2024, 1:03 pm by Karasu
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I love the 🌈

April 1, 2024, 1:03 pm by villain
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happy elwood day y'all!

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