Friendly Challenger: Lindsay

He-eyyy! I'm only stepping away from the shack like, for a minute. But I'll be back soon so like, don't even worry! No it's fine, I don't need walking back, I'm like, super trained in self-defense as well as beach-rescue. You seem like you have it covered, but like, if you do want a few pointers I can maybe like, help you out. Under the right conditions because I gots things to do.

August 16, 2019, 2:10 pm by Solsticesprite
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wearing these does not work I visited her shop with weaponized pool noodle, vanity sunglasses and sandals, vintage swimsuit, swampie inner tube, ontra water wings, dolphin towel, empty bottle of sunscreen (the sunburn one).
No dice.

August 16, 2019, 1:59 pm by Laurey
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Her loot items might also give a hint, but I'm not sure.

Loot item spoilers

The self-defense thing might be relevant, but IDK how to turn that into a way to unlock her.

August 16, 2019, 1:55 pm by Laurey
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Yeah I'm not really sure what to make of it either lol.

Here's her Subetapedia text, in case it helps at all:

  • Helped run Peka-Boo
  • Works out daily, both before and after work
  • Learned to swim later in life; although she’s not terribly fond of it, even if she does love the beach
  • Forgot to wear sunscreen once and has never made that mistake again; always tells people to put on sunscreen
  • Went on a trip to someplace mildly cold and complained the entire time
August 16, 2019, 1:48 pm by Muerte
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The text is a little confusing to me, but it looks like it's meant to be her turning someone down, denying their advance to "help walk her back," her turning it around like she'll teach them how to fight if they need it. It honestly looks like a mix of both stepping away from the Shack and you're in charge, and turning you down for help + suggesting you're the one that needs the training.

August 16, 2019, 1:44 pm by eye
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and with one comment, the entire subeta userbase simultaniously dies from alcohol poisoning.

August 16, 2019, 1:43 pm by demon
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take a shot for each 'like'

August 16, 2019, 1:39 pm by Tinkerbabe
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Soooooo, what are the right conditions?

August 16, 2019, 1:39 pm by Johnny_673
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I love her HA so much

August 16, 2019, 1:20 pm by Trees
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So I guess that means that person in the battle forums was right...I'll remember that for next month...

August 16, 2019, 1:15 pm by Puncture
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Owowow

August 16, 2019, 1:14 pm by Jazzyw5
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Here I come!!

August 16, 2019, 1:09 pm by Meowstic
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hmm, sure... i will try not to burn the shop XD.

August 16, 2019, 1:09 pm by Mackenzi
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Lindsay, how do you maintain perfectly purple hair? Do you just go to a salon? It never seems faded even though you're in the sun all day!

August 16, 2019, 1:07 pm by Jestro
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LINDSAY I DONT KNOW HOW TO MANAGE THE SHOP

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