Friendly Challenger: Reischen

That Reischen is one tough cookie. Actually, he's more like stale bread. Dry, unsweetened, and he's made of some fine ingredients, but he'd probably break your teeth if you tried to take him on.

He seems angry all the time, but he tends to send you off to fight rather than fight you himself. Except, well, 'tis the season and all. And sometimes a thousand tiny cuts can affect even Reischen. If you can figure out what those last few cuts are… you may find yourself in the true battle quest of your career by unlocking Reischen as a challenger!

December 15, 2018, 8:28 pm by Frost
December 15, 2018, 8:28 pm by Damon
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Well this should be interesting.... he's going to murder us to death for sure.

December 15, 2018, 8:27 pm by Laurey
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Theory The "tis the season" and "tiny cuts" bits make me think it could be related to gift wrapping or holiday cards or something else like that which could give you paper cuts or something. It would make sense to me, tough guy who battles a lot but gets upset over a minor injury lol.

December 15, 2018, 8:25 pm by Ariel
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Will fix this ASAP. Let me see if I have access to fix it myself.

December 15, 2018, 8:24 pm by Allegria
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I was hoping for Charity, but considering how often I'd press skip and still end up getting the same challenger... Bring it on, old man!

December 15, 2018, 8:24 pm by frederick
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So... he fears Pete? I don’t blame him. Especially after bringing him food made with decaying human flesh and a can of dog food, which he then eats. Uugghhhh......

December 15, 2018, 8:23 pm by Pun
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Can we just for a moment talk about how his text uses a homophobic slur, and the people who do battle quests have to see that several times a day?

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You learned from experience, not from some pansy like Jim taking you through memorized routines and exercises.

December 15, 2018, 8:22 pm by Muerte
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Come here, little man.

December 15, 2018, 8:21 pm by Ariel
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is this krampus

December 15, 2018, 8:21 pm by Solsticesprite
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well, it's not the obvs Whipped Cream Puff, doesn't work

December 15, 2018, 8:20 pm by Ariko
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I was hoping and praying and here he is, ready to destroy all of us in the coliseum.

December 15, 2018, 8:18 pm by Tserel
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oh lawd he comin

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