Hello? Hello? Testing? Oh well that won't DO AT ALL. HELLO? NO, WAIT, OKAY WHAT IS going on? Ahem? Hello? Sorry about that, this volume dial is entirely mysterious, it doesn't seem to operate by the constructs of reality at all.

Good day, all, it's me. Er, Ian. Asmodeus. Doctor Ian Asmodeus, that is. No doubt you've noticed the delay in opening the pumpkin patch. This year, Jaxon has gone, uh chosen to go, on a little vacation from Morostide, so he left me, his very good friend in charge. Obviously, I've been a little lax with my responsibilities, but I am happy to say that the Pumpkin Patch is now open for everyone!



See, nothing to worry about! We're maintaining the status quo and there is nothing at all to worry about and certainly no untimely delays to tell Jaxon about when he comes back from his trip.

Weird. You decide to investigate Skelly Manor.