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That lightweight of a fool Carl has somehow managed t\' get into our hold cabin \'n nabbed hisself a few of me crews trade items. Now, we can respect a good bit o\' pillagin\', so we\'ll let it go \'til th\' end o\' Keel Hauliday \'n let \'im give them out in his little back alley quests \'til then. It seems like th\' lout be givin\' out retired items too! He must \'ave been pilferin\' from us fer a fair while! Ah well, seein\' as I be feelin\' pretty great still from winnin\' that drinkin\' competition, I\'ll even make sure quests are reset fer th\' day. A true giver, that\'s Angrybeard for ya.

Translation for those non-pirate folks: That gentleman that can\'t quite take his spirits, Carl, has somehow managed to get into our storage cabin and bestowed upon himself a few of my crews trade items. Now, we can respect a little pirate spirit, so we\'ll let it go until the end of Keel Hauliday and let him give them out in his entrepreneurial quests until then. It seems like the chap is giving out retired items too! He must have been borrowing from us for a while! Oh well, seeing as I\'m still feeling pretty delightful from winning that competition of drinking stamina, I\'ll even make sure quests are reset for the day. A true giver, that\'s Angrybeard for you