Heeeeeey buddies, the party is going good and I met these dudes, Gunther and Angryface…no wait, Gunter and Angrybeard SORRY BROS hah hah. But man, look at the size of them, a dude that works in a brewery and a huge hairy pirate bear. I mean what else could be going through my mind other than DRINKING COMPETITION! 

Gunter seems to think he can out drink Angrybeard and I was not about to let a challenge like that go unwatched by the masses right??? Ok so the party has been raging pretty hard here and we’re running low in the whole booze department. Do any of my very best friends out there happen to have any of those free beers left over? 

If you do you should come by and donate them to the sasquatch you want to win and we’ll see at the end of the week who is still standing! If you manage to donate 100 free beers to either of the hirsute participants, there's a shiny achievement in it for you, with added forum title! And you'll gain a lifelong friend who will completely remember you in the morning.

I convinced the Token Shop people to stock something special just for all the other party animals out there!