Oh, hey, how are you? Oh, I'm okay, still doing the pizza thing, thanks for asking. I've been delivering to a ton of celebrities, too, I bet you're jealous. No, really! Don't let my normally... uh puckish nature fool you, because I am totally serious right now.

Apparently, some of my pizza flavors are really on trend right now, even though I basically picked the ingredients by spilling scrabble tiles. Who knew quinoa, goat cheese, and fig would be a thing!? Just the other day, in fact, I was delivering one of my "signature gourmet artisan" pizzas to Miss Kelly* in Riverside when I happened to overhear some interesting tidbits about the VIP Passes for that Peka-Boo Music Festival they are putting on.

It seems like things are finally starting to turn up for ol' Elwood, and we're all friends, right? And what kind of friend would I be if I didn't leak private information that I came by through illegitimate means so my fellow friends could, say, buy up certain exclusive VIP Passes and falsely profit from them?

My point is, they're going to release more VIP Passes and I am going to tell you when, if I'm able. Because friendship. For example, my best friends in the whole world, they've got a few <a href=http://subeta.net/cashshop.php?act=festival>in stock right at this very moment. As a show of good faith, I heard that on July 8th, 150 will be released at 11:15pm. Better get your tents set up.

(* She did not order extra sausage.)