Za sun is setting and za Alegarten celebration has begun! I've opened up The Brewery once again, but there are no handouts this year my children, ohh noo noo. After graciously giving avay vell over 6 million beers, vee simply cannot afford that business model any longer. Three shops for za price of one! Food Haus, Geschenkboutique, and Gute Ale vill bee open during their regular business hours, 10 hours each per day. From 5am-6am I've got to close the ol' Brewery down to scrape off your barf from my upholstery. Orders vill take five minutes to complete, ve vant you to have the freshest item possible! The shop vill be open until vell past dinner time on October 6th. Ve can't afford to keep all of this stock here every year, so be sure to load up on any of the older items you may need in the future, who knows vat ve'll still have next year!
You are more than velcome to thank me for my services by extending a generous offer! Be varned, it takes an awful lot to get me even a bit tipsy these days, but you can certainly try! I vill drink anything vith the vord "beer" in it, but none of that vimpy "root" variety!
I am already so damned done.
PS: I have always enjoyed MBing my way to free holiday items, however that IPA and one of those strudels have been sitting on my wishlist for a solid year because I was NOT interested in paying 6 million+ for just a single food to feed to my baby (if it was for a TC, probably-- but I'd just procrastinate about it like I did with the IPA because "I'll just get it next year").
I think the prices are reasonable tbh, most of the item prices are on par with skitters, for example, outside of the really rare items that aren't new. Yeah 300k for a food seems highish, but it sure beats the hell out of 6 million. It also beats the hell out of having to do Pete Quests just to get a chance at one of these items, or a plot or something.
I like this a lot more. I can buy what I want and destroy free beers! As long as the site stays living, I very much appreciate this ❤️!