How did the Darkside treat everyone? Only a few minor quakes is actually a pretty good run! Sorry about Dmitri! Sadly, I have to say that your next ambassador might not be any better, though the location will definitely be more scenic.

We're now heading to Riverside, a nature-lovers dream, and home to Peka Glade National Park. Do you think it is safe to go back to sinking jokes? I don't want to push our luck, here, though I don't think there is anything near Riverside that could sink us, even if we wanted it. Errant monster tutani attack? A massive experiment that will pull us down like a kraken? Bloodthirsty swampie?

Seems plausible.