I hope you have finished exploring the Arctic Frost, because it is time to move on to our next destination. You won't need your warm clothing there, because our next stop is the ancient and mystical Sacred Lands, which also happens to be a desert.

...What's that? You were pretty sure we were going to hit an iceberg? You do know that that particular sinking lead to a major overhaul in marine safety, don't you? We have plenty of lifeboats and detailed evacuation procedures - which is a perfect segue into the evacuation protocol and maps that are posted on the back of each cabin door. We recommend that you familiarize yourself with the safety procedures if you have not already.

Don't worry, though. If you are really set on some kind of nautical disaster, I am sure we can work something out. Maybe we can run aground? Too obvious? Well, then maybe we can get capsized by a rogue wave like a certain other movie. In addition to familiarizing yourself with the layout of the ship, you may want to memorize it upside down.