HELLO PIGS. TEST TIME: WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TAKE MANCHU, ADD SPIDER, ADD SHRUNKEN HEAD, ADD JUNGLE? MATLAL'S JEWELS! MATLAL AND BARON WORK HARD TO GATHER INGREDIENTS FOR GAME, AND NOW MY JEWELS ARE READY TO BE PLAYED WITH! MAYBE YOU EVEN GET TO TOUCH GOURDS!
WHY YOU LAUGH? MATLAL VERY GENEROUS! NOT EVERYONE GET TO PLAY WITH HIS GOURDS! ONLY MATLAL AND BARON ARE SO LUCKY! YOU VERY RUDE.
COME AND PLAY GAME, WE SEE WHO HAS LAST LAUGH. MAYBE YOU GET SPECIAL REWARD - IF YOU SURVIVE.
If you get an error about GA testing, or you ARE a GA user and you see the note at the top about beta testing, refresh the page. One of our servers didn't pull the update and we're working on it!
Oh Matlal. Never change.