Hello, pardon me. Just a moment of your time, please.

I understand your enthusiasm for the occasion, Morostide being very close to my heart as well, but your disregard for my personal property is becoming very disheartening. Must I remind you that the pumpkin patch is my personal garden?

It's bad enough that you... "guests" leave the gate open near constantly, but must you really leave your pets unattended as well? They dig holes and leave me all manner of unwanted bodily gifts. Already today I have found a bloodred priggle, graveyard bumbus, nightmare dragarth, nightmare bhakoru, and a very unusual looking bloodred cybill wandering around absently with nary an owner in sight.

I ask that the rightful owners of these animals please come and collect them at once, or I will be forced to turn them over to Doctor Asmodeus. And all that it implies.

Yours in annoyance,
Lord Jaxon Skelly