Hello there, mainlanders. 'ave ya missed me? No, don't be answerin' that; I already know. Ya got so starry-eyed over dat Blake Steele character dat ya forgot all about me and my summer festival. So, 'ere's what I'm gonna do. Over da next week, I'll be giving ya a new hydrus pet or two everyday. Perhaps at da end of da week, you'll either love me or fear me enough t' pay me my dues next summer!

Even dem pretty, flying lains can benefit from a bit of voodoo. Look how nice they look in hydrus colors! Come see me with ya little birds, and I will take good care of them for ya.