Dr. Lockheart Cures!


[item=Dr. Lockhearts Amortisone] [item=Dr. Lockhearts Amoricone]

Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!

You can find my newest range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!

">Warning, I do not claim that these are cures for the "virus" that is currently making its way around Subeta. If you purchase and take this medication you are waiving all rights to sue (or maim) me. Under any circumstance. Even if you grow five hearts, or only see the color chartreuse.
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moonbeam
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Lol, the doctor's name reminds me of Professor Lockhart from Harry Potter.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by talisman
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"Hmm... you feel weird...

Back

Back to your items!"

uhh

took the 500k one

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lychnobia
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i took it. nothing happened. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kamikaze
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Lol, i love the side effects of these. so I must take them xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Perks
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To Those Wondering. NO These are not actual cures. Dr. Lockheart is known for giving false cures, that give the person who used the item a temporary sideeffect on the HA, without actually getting rid of the viruses.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chlorr
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Uh huh. These won't work, I'm sure of it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fishbone
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lol xd

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by chalara9696
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"If you purchase and take this medication you are waiving all rights to sue (or maim) me." teehee

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by talisman
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GUYS I THINK ILL GUNIEA PIG.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Crucify_765
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Dusknoir, you're thinking of Louis L'amour.

Oh yeah! Thanks!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Damon
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I believe Louis is hiding away working on a new actual cure for us... unless the zombies got him.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ROCK
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Aw, I am super bummed that his older "cures" aren't in the shop! I needed one of those XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lindsie
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How do I get a virus in the first place? I'm so lost. T__T Someone comment me and clue me ?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by noun
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I just want to get infected...I've been refreshing since the first day :I

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jacket_683
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- no, that's Louis Lamour.

Don't know what happened to him, though.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lantern
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Hmmm...curious

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tribunal
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Blegh @ paying like that to cure.

Probably wouldn't have gotten infected for giggles to see what the strains were had I known it wouldn't just be Louis again. Maybe he will still show his fluffy face.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nightwing
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There's such thing as too much time at the tanning beds, doctor. :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anrivef
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Heheheh.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Luxe
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Dusknoir, you're thinking of Louis L'amour.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TempusLunam
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Not you again!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sara
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I'm soooo not going to be the guinea pig for this. lol.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Snowflake
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lol i wonder what he made this time

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MYTHOS_574
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...bought one, but haven't used it. Don't think I will until I know what it does, 'cause so far I kinda like my virus :/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by flirt
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Hmmm.... "maybe" :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jenni
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And we can still get infected?! ;3;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sugar
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yay! does this mean we can cure ourselves and try for another infection?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Crucify_765
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Wait a minute, wasn't he a Montre?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Damon
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Try the cures for yourself and see. :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lychnobia
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nah...i want to be infected, not cured. reloading the graveyard 1000 times - nothing happened.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Taiho
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I'm sorry doctor I'm not sure I trust you're supposed remedies . . .

Though I must say the Amoricone looks pretty.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kitten_410
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hmmm

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Warning, I do not claim that these are cures for the "virus" that is currently making it&;s way around Subeta. If you purchase and take this medication you are waving all rights to sue (or maim) me. Under any circumstance. Even if you grow five hearts, or only see the color chartreuse.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ROCK
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I LOVE THIS GUY

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by talisman
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oh wait. this might be something else entirely.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by shatzy
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i love dem big ol' pills ^_^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Juicy
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WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN CURE OURSELVES AND GET THE VIRUS WE WANT? ^ This! xD ahhhh. someone tell us what it does! :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LizBlackDog
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Mwahahahahaha :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by marija12
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Oh my, did he get revamped? I can't wait to see what these do...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Renaissance
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Teeeeeheee, Amortisone.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kiri
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Don't try and hog the items! You have 6 Hours, 43 minutes, and 32 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item! DD': Can't wait to see what they do!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LadyMandalina
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Sweet~ More medicine for my Zombie gallery!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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So does "maybe" mean "pretty much definitely not?"

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Melissa
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I want to know what they do!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Andreea
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These look stunning! Great job!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Crucify_765
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Ooh, I'm curious as to what these do...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by end
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Aw man

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by talisman
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WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN CURE OURSELVES AND GET THE VIRUS WE WANT?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Damon
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Heh awesome!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Xiocite
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Ooooh, pretty!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Parisa
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thank you doc for more TC fodder, brb becoming a brokeass

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