From Num-Num to Electrician in 508 Easy Steps has been read to Fernylove! Fernylove says, "How many awards did this win? It deserves them all."

[item2=Overly Romantic Card] has been read to Sugizo! Sugizo says, "How many awards did this win? It deserves them all."

Little Escarcha Guide to Mopping Up has been read to Fernylove! Fernylove says, "Are you proud of me for staying awake through this one?"

[item2=Fantastic Fiction: Lyrical Love] has been read to Sugizo! Sugizo says, "That was so boring"

[item=Drunk and Drunker: An Alcohol Safety Guide]

Drunk and Drunker: An Alcohol Safety Guide has been read to Fernylove! Fernylove says, "I've read better..."

[item2=101 Uses for Llama Spit] has been read to Dragaozinho! Dragaozinho says, "This has angered me."

[item2=Spooky Graveyard] has been read to Ishizuki! Ishizuki says, "I've read better..."

Yikes!

[item=Does Your Junk Have a Funk?]

Does Your Junk Have a Funk? has been read to Fernylove! Fernylove says, "Ha, be prepared for me to quote this a billion times in the next week."

Please don't :(

[item2=Stained Napkin] has been read to Sugizo! Sugizo says, "You call that literature?"

No.. I don't.

[item2=Sometimes the Sun is No Fun]

Sometimes the Sun is No Fun has been read to Fernylove! Fernylove says, "I need to write fanfiction on this RIGHT NOW."

How to Write I has been read to pixe! pixe says, "Rolls eyes Next..."

[item2=Useless Spells] has been read to Sugizo! Sugizo says, "I might be excited and a little over dramatic, but that was the best thing to bless this world since air."

Smudged Snippet of Paper has been read to Fernylove! Fernylove says, "That made me feel some things and I'm going to need to process it."

[item2=Heart-Shaped Book of Hearts] has been read to Sugizo! Sugizo says, "Thanks, I really enjoyed that one"

Your Pickle Could Get You in a Pickle has been read to Fernylove! Fernylove says, "I didn't want that to end!" Your pet has gained an alchemy point!

[item2=Lettuce Read] has been read to Sugizo! Sugizo says, "I might be excited and a little over dramatic, but that was the best thing to bless this world since air."

Red Book of the Undead has been read to Fernylove! Fernylove says, "A true classic!"

The Blue Chelon has been read to Kerosene! Kerosene says, "A riveting read!"

[item2=A Single Rose] has been read to Sugizo! Sugizo says, "Are you proud of me for staying awake through this one?"

Blasphemous Shards has been read to Fernylove! Fernylove says, "What a waste of paper..."