You tossed your Pink Tackle into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Water Battle Wand!

You tossed your Microphone into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Round Beak!

You tossed your Black and Green Stockings into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blue Vest and Shirt!

You tossed your Red Steele Excavations Tee into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your White Snow Fairy into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pink Striped Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Smiley Dollop into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Raw Chicken Eggs into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Eggs Sunny Side Up.

You tossed your Pink Bikini Top into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your Evergreen Shield into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Plain Feather into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out I Heart Blob Kitties T-shirt!

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You tossed your Bluegreen Snow Fairy into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Mini Meteor Souvenir into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Bra!

You tossed your Drink of Dank Water into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Green Striped Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Pink Snow Fairy into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You toss 500 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 328 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Bacon into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Riftio E Olio!

“ You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!”

This is the third time this month!

You tossed your Blonde Haircut Coupon into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Darkmatter Bra!

You toss 20,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 22,102 sP comes flying out!