I thought it would be fun to take words, that sound like something they are not, and explain them accordingly. Words can be based on spelling, sound, or both. [B]Explain that word but explain it WRONG. =)[/B]
- for example -
suspenders - something that's sus that is still pending investigation. elephant - a font type created primarily using the letter L in various configurations. guitar - what you get when you burn clarified butter.

squander: to wander aimlessly through the pumpkin patch;)
Grillmaster -An internal law enforcement term used for interrogation specialists.
Doggone - An event that occurs when a pet dog escapes from their yard and is lost.
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Peanut butter - What you get when you sprinkle unpeeled peanuts on a stick of butter.
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firefly - when the tip of a flame breaks off and floats into the air
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creamsicle- a harvesting tool used in fields where crops of cream are grown

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Gas station - A place where people can gather to pass wind.
Living room - A room that all undead are forbidden from entering
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Overhand Stitch - Yoga position, Experiment style
Cowboy- a half-human, half-bovine superhero

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Logarithm - The art of lumberjack work, set to music.
Bedrock - A rock you keep on your bed that you sleep next to like a teddy bear.
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Imaginary Friend - Social constituents of those who come across sudden wealth.
Mystic - When mist and dirt combine on your car to make a layer of muck.
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Evening Gown- A gown for asymmetrical people that makes them look more even. (But asymmetry is cool imo as long as it doesn't hurt)

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Garbage: a collection, set, or group of garb; an outfit; a wardrobe.
Paleontologist- A philosopher who studies the nature of being and who never goes out in the sunlight or has naturally light-colored skin.

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Bologna - the portion of your leg opposite that which is above knee.
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Leaf blower - A person who stands under a treebranch trying to blow all the leaves off of it. You see a lot of them in autumn because some leaves just won't fall off the trees!
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