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When I try to take a picture... but I'm in the bus lol
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Once when I was in high school, I figured out I could make my desk "walk" by sitting on it and wiggling my hips. I yelled for everyone to look at me, then tried to do it again and promptly fell backwards, toppling the desk and somehow landing in the trash can.
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I do this all the time. My roommate is always yelling at me for it.
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My fail is a reoccurring one - I CANNOT PARK MY CAR and it drives me insane. I recently drove into a bollard that scraped the side of my car. It became a topic of conversation at work, because I had a bright yellow streaky scratch on my car door.
However, I do want to know - why do they put bollards next to parking spots?! Who is that helping?!
lmao oh ok i have a fail - just today actually. I made a huge mistake at work (im new so like, no one is mad.) hoooooo boy. And then when someone came over to try to fix it, they made a mistake, so my teller box was off. We couldn't figure it out, and then when we did figure it out, we couldn't fix it. Eventually my manager figured out a workaround, and by that time it was 10 minutes til my shift ended. so glad I'm off tomorrow..
I feel your pain!! The very first time I took my very first car to the gas station, I hit the bollard thingy that was next to the gas pump. I was driving a fully restored classic car -- 1964 Mustang -- and it crushed the right front bumper. I was only 16 and my dad was SO MAD! (Mad enough that he never fixed it.)
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My son caught the microwave on FIRE doing almost the same thing but with mac n cheese... LOLLLL
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I be am cringing so hard for you!! I think there must be someone employed on every city council in the world, who has the job of finding the most inconvenient places to put bollards 🙈
I agree! It's so embarrassing and so frustrating! I know they are there for a reason, and not just to paint our cars yellow, but. . . . 😆
My house is somehow full of mozzies and I keep failing at killing the one(s) in my room. D: I am just /covered/ in mozzie bites. /cries
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less cute fail (serious ranting about myself)
A "fail" is me being 25 years old yet still feeling like I'm only 10 or something mentally. There's no way someone like me is an adult. I literally can barely do anything on my own and am helpless without someone else to do things for me. My relationship with my mom has been a terrible mess since I was born yet my brain feels like it was strictly programmed to only depend on her. At this point I've become nothing but a burden. She's totally sick of me herself. I just can't wait for the day I will be free from her, the day I will finally be able to act and live like someone my age. I just want to become an adult for real. It's already starting to get too late. I can't start working on my dreams while I'm in such a pathetic state and I'm literally doing nothing in my life but suffering.
I apologize if that was too dark for this thread. ^^; It came to my mind when I read the word "fail" and I needed to let it off my chest somewhere and be heard, especially since I've been thinking about it all the time lately.
Fail: the site cycling through someone new as a weekend quest every few seconds. >.< lmao
