luckily, my bionic eyes allow me to see in all existing spectrums, including radio

never have i ever been in a fistfight

Never, it is anti-southpaw. Like pretty much everything else...

Never Have I Ever taken a test that didn't include questions. (But you still had to answer correctly.)

Nope, I wasn't aware of tests that didn't ask you a single thing.

Never have I ever been white water rafting.

Never.

(Mine heard of philosophy exams in that format.)

Never Have I Ever survived a night of the living bread.

Nope, never. The last time that happened, a juggernaut of Brioche annihilated me. It now remains forever of my hips.

Never have I ever been stung by a jellyfish.

Mine never set foot in the ocean, mine would sink to the bottom...

Never Have I Ever flown a kite on a moonless night...

Last time I flew a kite that that, I would have still been with my parents. The Refinery...they don't let us have such "frivolities."

Never have I ever created my own ink for writing purposes.

Nah, writing isn't as great a skill if one ponders the countless languages a planet hopper encounters...Viorans don't need to know how to read or write.

Never Have I Ever pushed away a person, and went straight for a pet's affection.

I have. There was one guy that I was very uncomfortable around. He was scary underneath the smile. But his three Dobermans were great. I petted and played with them the whole time my first ex talked to him.

Never have I ever cheated on a test.

Every one, mine keep the answers in mine head. Can they ask you to leave your brain in your locker?

Never Have I Ever uneaten a piece of fruit.

I'm not sure what you mean. Barf it up or not eat it to start with? Both I've done of course.

Never have I ever wished someone to contract a disease. (Other things, but not that.)

It's not cheating if you know the answers in your head. That is what everyone wants.

Nah, everyone already has that incurable, untreatable STD, stupidity.

Never Have I Ever learned enough to realize a certain job is too big for me.

Mine referenced an episode of The Simpsons, too crude a joke?

Oh yes I've definitely done that! lol

Never have I ever gotten a tattoo.

Oh! I'm sorry I didn't get it. I rarely watch The Simpsons. :)

Mine not gotten graffiti on mine leathery hide.

Never Have I Ever hated someone, who is "perfect for me".

I don't think so. They're probably not perfect for me if I have that strong of negative feelings towards them.

Never have I ever been on a cruise ship.

Not mine, dismantling mine Cruise Nightmare was far more fun...

Never Have I Ever been smart enough to not be stupid.

I think everyone can be a little stupid from time to time, and that's not a bad thing.

Never have I ever drove on the highway.

Plenty.

Never Have I Ever been online more than 24 hours on a single day.