Grumpy Old Man earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job!

This brings Grumpy Old Man's total earnings to 79,621,050 sP.

BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!

All About Gentry Inc. has been read to Laurence! Laurence says, "I might be excited and a little over dramatic, but that was the best thing to bless this world since air." Your pet has gained an alchemy point!

Herr Starr earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job!

This brings Herr Starr's total earnings to 37,653,500 sP.

BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!

Purdy earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job! This brings Purdy's total earnings to 35,560,450 sP. BONUS! Your strength has increased by 1 point!

Checked Out earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job! This brings Checked Out's total earnings to 27,304,750 sP. BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!

Old Hag earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job! This brings Old Hag's total earnings to 22,831,000 sP. BONUS! Your strength has increased by 1 point!

The Rock earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job!

This brings The Rock's total earnings to 101,424,700 sP.

BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!

Kokity gained: 0 level(s) 0 strength 0 defense 0 intelligence 0 health points 3 speed points

Thank you so much! Perfect! That was the last one I needed. Just a quick twist here and a tap there and look, all fixed! Thanks for the help. I know, basking in my beauty is reward enough, you needn't tell me so! But I'm feeling generous and you were helpful, so you should have this item as well.

Shinwas Health Potion

Yaphit earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job!

This brings Yaphit's total earnings to 38,937,700 sP.

BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!

Journal of the Pink Fleece has been read to Iced Coffee! Iced Coffee says, "You call that literature?" Your pet has gained an alchemy point!

2_4 Dichlorophenoxyacetic earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job!

This brings 2_4 Dichlorophenoxyacetic's total earnings to 30,113,850 sP.

BONUS! Your level has increased by 1 point!

Thank You for bringing me back my item! To thank you, here is a reward.

Reward AND Your pet Hot Mess gains 7 Speed! AND 1,146sP!

Thank you so much! Perfect! That was the last one I needed. Just a quick twist here and a tap there and look, all fixed! Thanks for the help. I know, basking in my beauty is reward enough, you needn't tell me so! But I'm feeling generous and you were helpful, so you should have this item as well.

Shinwas Back Up Staff

An Hour Lost has been read to Kokity! Kokity says, "Ha, be prepared for me to quote this a billion times in the next week." Your pet has gained an alchemy point!

Scribble earned 3,500 sP for their work today! Good job! This brings Scribble's total earnings to 966,200 sP. BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!

ChelleBell earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job! This brings ChelleBell's total earnings to 36,264,250 sP. BONUS! Your strength has increased by 1 point!

Battle Spork earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job! This brings Battle Spork's total earnings to 35,590,450 sP. BONUS! Your level has increased by 1 point!

Baby Shark earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job! This brings Baby Shark's total earnings to 25,133,500 sP. BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!

Book of Golden Suns has been read to Evee! Evee says, "Ha, be prepared for me to quote this a billion times in the next week." Your pet has gained an alchemy point!

Casting Crowns earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job!

This brings Casting Crowns's total earnings to 101,181,100 sP.

BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!

Kokity gained: 0 level(s) 0 strength 0 defense 1 intelligence 1 health points 0 speed points

Shadowhunter earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job!

This brings Shadowhunter's total earnings to 70,212,100 sP.

BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!

Published Journal has been read to Griffster! Griffster says, "I've read better..." Your pet has gained an alchemy point!

The Rock earned 30,000 sP for their work today! Good job!

This brings The Rock's total earnings to 101,544,700 sP.

BONUS! Your intelligence has increased by 1 point!