You tossed your Aljex Gardening Gnome into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Kismets Cosmic Blade!
Sweet!
You tossed your Ghostly Trow into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.
You tossed your Random Candies into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Heart Firecracker!
You tossed your Scary Two-Toned Shirt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ladybug Bra!
You tossed your Button Berries into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blue Mothers Day Bouquet!

You tossed your Questionable Scarf into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.
You tossed your White Rocking Horse into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pherret Hat!
You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !
You tossed your Common Celinox Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.
Unlocked Shifted by the Rift! Receive nothing from the rift. Multiple times.
You tossed your Orange Toothbrush into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Fake Demi Tail!

I finally got the Rift Comedian achievement today - I’ll skip saying what I put in, so as not to spoil that for others ;)

You tossed your Lilac Rreign Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !
You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !
You toss 1,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 1,274 sP comes flying out!
You tossed your Fake Demi Tail into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 299,637 sP comes flying out!
You tossed your Malerias Gift Scratchcard into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Just Some Boy Kix!