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Mar 7, 2023 3 years ago
ulalena
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Congrats winners!

My ideas for this week:

"Don't believe this, it was Photoshop!"

"I shouldn't have answered the mobile call....!"

"I am training for formula cat!"

"The Cheshire Cat drove me crazy!"

"Now I get it: Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!"

Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
LadyTamarwen
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General Roy A130

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NEW




"Crap. They sent me the wrong one. I hate doing returns!"


1st PRIZE:

2nd PRIZE:

3rd Prize:

And ALL entries receive a surprise gift!


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Last Week's Competition Winners...



FIRST PLACE:
"Roger's sleepwalking had taken a horrible turn."

By

SECOND PLACE:
"When the remote is 2 inches further than you're able to reach."

By

THIRD PLACE:
"My drive instructor is a fail!"

By


Hello, friends! A lot has happened in my home since last I posted. Have you ever felt lonely? My advice...
Try to hide from everyone. It has certainly worked for me. laughs Kidding. I love the people who are in my
life. I simply fancy at least one day alone every once in a while. :P Have you lot had a good couple of
weeks? I logged in to find hundres of candy hearts. My inventory was quite mad at me. But I was most
honored to receive so many of your kisses. To whom this applies... XOXO!!! Meanwhile, this contest will last
until the 20th, as it is almost the weekend (already). So take your time, and be your usual brilliant selves!


(Note: Winners are chosen by my husband, my niece, my nephew-in-law and me.)

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This will be a weekly event, beginning every Monday and finalizing every Sunday.
You may submit as many captions as you like.
Make us laugh!

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Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
witch
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Nebula Cuddles

"LOOK MA! My new American Girl doll just came in"

"Hello Youtube: Today we will be doing a literal live unboxing video"

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Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
Should
Sage
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Cataleya

"Honey, I found one of the triplets."

"The damn Amazon driver delivered to the wrong house again!"

"Drone drop delivery is more reliable than the stork."

Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
Xealias
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grats winners!

for the new contest:

"There was a FRAGILE - HANDLE WITH CARE sticker on the box. I was not expecting THIS..."

"Close enough... :)"

SPOILER (click to toggle)

Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
For forks sake,
ruby_blade
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Akon

I got this swaddling technique DOWN.

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Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
Elixir
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EbonyAshes

Cutest little packing peanut ever!

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Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
Starrdustt
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Starrlett

These American Girl Dolls keep getting more eerily realistic every year!

Beggingly Seeking: My Wishlist

Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
Hi, I'm
Itachi_Siller
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Rhea Gemini

"Honey, where's the return label the doctor gave us?"

"The Storks must be on strike this time of year."

Find me on Twitch!

:dmg:dark: Wishlist! :dmg:dark:

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Seasonal Events 💋💋 💃💃 [tp=Itachi_Siller] // [egg=Itachi_Siller] // //

Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
Adventure Captain
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Thank you and congrats to the other winners!

Ideas this time:

So young and already in need of a back-friendly mattress!

Can’t stop at being amazed what Amazon is able to deliver these days!

Maybe baby?

Have a great day, you all!

Mar 10, 2023 3 years ago
LadyFangirl
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Morta

"Batteries not included."

"Some assembly required."

"Compared to this, those IKEA instructions seem like a cake walk."

"Additional accessories sold separately."

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Forever seeking: [Item=Blep Bomb Companion]

Mar 11, 2023 3 years ago
dalice
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August

I thought these were marshmallows....

~~ thank you! c:

Mar 11, 2023 3 years ago
ulalena
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Congrats winners! <3

My ideas for this week:

"Hermione, come quickly! The Alohomora Unlocking Charm went so wrong!"

"Is it Boxing Day already?"

"That's what Stork Outsourcing means!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you get!"

Mar 12, 2023 3 years ago
lull
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yay it's not just me that thinks I'm funny ;) Thank you

~ : : ~ : : ~ : : ~

Nuttier than a bag of squirrels

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Mar 12, 2023 3 years ago
Don't toy with
Roses
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Gremlin

Entries for the week c:
Didn't you hear? The storks have a partnership with Amazon now.

When your child keeps hinting they want to be returned 🤦‍♀️

Wait - I didn't order this!?

One box of parenthood coming right up!

[font=georgia]CW Shop | CW Thread | CW Pings 🌹 Collector of ❤️s 🌹[/font] [tot=Roses]

Mar 23, 2023 3 years ago
LadyTamarwen
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General Roy A130

[box=#FFC0FF]


NEW




"That moment when you must decide which of your nuts are most important."


1st PRIZE:

2nd PRIZE:

3rd Prize:

And ALL entries receive a surprise gift!


____________________________________________________

Last Week's Competition Winners...



FIRST PLACE:
"Additional accessories sold separately."

By

SECOND PLACE:
"Drone drop delivery is more reliable than the stork."

By

THIRD PLACE:
"Hello Youtube: Today we will be doing a literal live unboxing video."

By


I REALLY recommend you all read through the captions this time. Well... I always recommend that, but if
you do not usually do this, you must this time. There were so many that were just utterly hilarious,
my family had a difficult time agreeing on ALL of the winners. Thank you for the torture. Can we have some
more? ROFL! We wish you a very happy Spring, my friends. Onward to the next Contest!!!


(Note: Winners are chosen by my husband, my niece, my nephew-in-law and me.)

____________________________________________________

This will be a weekly event, beginning every Monday (probably) and finalizing every Sunday (maybe).
You may submit as many captions as you like.
Make us laugh!

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Mar 23, 2023 3 years ago
Patronus
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Magic

Great captions!

"When you've been working out and step out to show your summer body"

"When you think you've finished arguing and someone whispers something behind your back"

[box=#F2CBA3][box=#d1c5e3] "She who dares, wins" [/box][/box]

Mar 23, 2023 3 years ago
IngiVamp
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"Van Wallnuts! The muscle from Sprut Brussels!"

"I bet Van Damme can't do this!"

Mar 23, 2023 3 years ago
Cornflower
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"Aww, the date with flowers was so romantic, it puts me in tension."

"I feel tension between us (or maybe only between my legs)."

"Sit like a lady." "No!"

When you are doing something inappropriate, but trying to look cute, so no one call you out.

He’s nuts about his new yoga skill. It drives me nuts.

If you do something wrong act cute:3, no one will realize.

Mar 23, 2023 3 years ago
Elixir
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EbonyAshes

"Come on ladies! Let's do this thighmaster video!"

"Tarzan's got nothing on me!"

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