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The seven finalists also included Striker, a Samoyed that also made the finals last year; River, a big-winning German shepherd; MM the Lakeland terrier; Belle the English setter, and a Maltese that clearly was aiming for stardom: Her name is Hollywood.
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A large black bear he’d seen before had returned.
I will now quote from one of my fave internet stories
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“I didn’t notice right away, but my little cat was just like – he was right here,” said Gavin.
This one if from Mr Jack D- thanks for the laughs!
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And Tigger had no fear.
Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: A Fictional Letter Written to a Fictional Person About a Real Struggle - mild edits for Subeta censors!
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Why did two 4s skip dinner?
Because they already 8!
Dear guy who just made my burrito:
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What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine?
A slowpoke!
On Earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant!
Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food.
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What kind of tree can fit in one hand?
A palm tree!
In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
Because that should have (___) you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other.
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