Nope.

Never have I ever run into a wall. A glass slider, yes. lol

I have run into walls all the time, I almost went through a mirror in the middle of Roses (a clothing store) bc I didn't see it . Never have I ever been attacked by a snake. ( I was attacked by a large dog we used to have, it was on Halloween. He attacked me when I had my mask on, and he bit the hell out of my mom while she tried to hold him back from me. )

Yes, mine used a shovel an had soup later...

Never have I ever experienced weightlessness.

Nope, it would be nice to.

Never have I thrown/smashed my alarm clock upon waking

Never had an alarm clock Never have I ever had easy confidence

... ... ...

Indeterminate, mine usually have had any under more stressful conditions.

Never Have I Ever had a near death experience.

No, just some dreams where I thought I died.

Never have I ever seen a ghost or other supernatural experience

Mine have not, tho finding a southpaw'd lady would constitute as supernatural.

Things that aren't supposed to happen...

Never Have I Ever hit my hand with a bad swing of a hammer.

Once. It was awful.
Never have I ever gotten food poisoning

Oddly no, an mine have eaten things that would be suspect.

Never Have I Ever been to a Centenarian birthday.

No, I haven't either.

Never have I ever been scared of a thunderstorm. Though I came close when during one hail was hitting my windows.

Yeah, there have been one or two thunderstorms that were so loud and close I got scared.

Never have I been sent to detention in school

Just once, for following the rules. (Nobody likes a snitch, apparently.)

Never Have I Ever been overstepped by a charlatan.

A what Never have I ever gotten glass in my eye

Me neither, thankfully

Never have I ever TP'd something

My bathroom when I was 6 years old. I put toilet paper everywhere. Never have I ever stabbed someone

No, mine gknife has the name Ms Sinister etched on it.

Woe be unto that wretched waif. To Gehenna with her weak love.

Never Have I Ever bought what should otherwise be earned.

Yeah.... Never have I ever stayed awake for more than a week

Close, six days.

Never Have I Ever gotten over the opposite gender, before even getting in. (Thirty three years and counting...)

......eh Never have I ever had chicken pox or other poxes