You tossed your Whelks into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blueberry Cybill Footsicle!

You tossed your Gold Spinner Stone Wasp into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Green Striped Hat!

NOT what I meant to toss in, but I got startled by a housemate while I was doing the thing

You toss 3,365 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 3,873 sP comes flying out!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 299,653 sP comes flying out!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 289,757 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Tossed Salad into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Tossed In The Rift Salad.

You tossed your Holiday Earrings into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Green Cargo Shorts!

You toss 100,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 1,000,000 sP!

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You tossed your Zombie Chompers into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mystical Toxic Serpent Scale!

You tossed your Boot with Foot Inside into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Gray Vest and Shirt!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 243,579 sP comes flying out!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 277,403 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Pie Beanbag into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Pie Slice.

You tossed your Yellow Leg Warmers into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Strawberry Cybill Footsicle!

You tossed your Popped Dinkle Berries Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out White Studded Belt!

You toss 100,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 108,792 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Tossed Salad into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Tossed In The Rift Salad.

You tossed your Diving Vole Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out

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You tossed your Infested Apple into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Common Morticlaw!