Murder. We all see the knife, @!

You stole all of those cats, didn't you?

stabbed all those cats stole if she can't have them nobody can

witnessed said cat-stabbing, but refused to testify on the basis that it would interrupt their vacation

arson,,,,, idk why specifically but that's the vibe im getting lmao

, for filming yourself while you fight wild animals to the death.

digging up graves and stealing skeletons outed by your own 'quirky' aesthetic tiktoks

Full moon sacrifice

endangerment of animals -- brought a whole bunch of sharks up into space

Loitering

Shoplifting. Perfect jacket for it !

Well this is obvious - you're in jail for assassinating a bunch of (corrupt) politicians

You went to jail for contempt of court, when you refused to reveal your sources and informants for an exposé of the corrupt politicians who assassinated.

not all of those herb bundles are strictly "Farmer's Market Legal"

Poaching an endangered species of crab. Though it's not really your fault, they just kinda followed you.

For trying to blackmail the mafia. Jokes on you. No one blackmails the mafia. Have fun in jail, pretty boy.

Attempting to assassinate a foreign ambassador. Turns out his security team developed a test for detecting lipstic poison.

An animal welfare group reported you for casual public necromancy.

For failing to appear for jury duty. You were technically there, but since you were invisible, you technically "failed to appear."

while you were busy slaying the souls of a thousand demons, you forgot to file your taxes