Leave it

Taro bubble tea

Mine take, never tried.

Achieve success, but not live long enough to enjoy it?

Oh leave it. That's just sad.

Go to Mars and help set up a colony, but its a one way trip?

leave it

a fancy pair of designer shoes but they're hot pink

If they're steel toe work boots, mine dare.

Be the last of your kind? (Mine the last southpaw, pleased to meet you.)

I couldn't deal with the gorking. Leave it.

Design your own game?

Take it. I did that as Dungeon Master a number of times in D&D back when we played live. I designed several campaigns and everything that went in them, including floor plans of all buildings like castles and temples, towns, NPC's, all of it. I got a lot of details about some of the monsters from the books, but that was just helpful. lol It was a LOT of work, but fun. I still play on occasion but its online and writing now. Hasn't been live in many years.

Cook Christmas dinner by yourself?

Inapplicable.

Revolt against a government that has solved the world's problems, brought real peace, and unity to all mankind? (Because you prefer the old, corrupt ways...)

Hell no! Wish it was real.

Live in a nice bunker underground? (Sorry if I've asked this, I can't rembr.)

If there's electricity, internet and plumbing I'm all set :P

get a new tattoo?

NO GRAFFITI ON MINE LEATHER HIDE.

Die from prolonged, excessive sanitation, sterility, and hygiene?

yes please

a new and inexplicable urge to exercise daily?

HA! No. Leave it. lol

Not eat any drive thru meals for 3 months?

Take it, mine do that already.

Change species, viz total genetic transformation?

Take it, if I could choose what species, and be able to switch back and forth.

Be able to fly, but only an hour at a time?

Leave it, may as well be jumping.

Stake out a seedy place (like a dog fighting joint, or underground casino) with a 12.7mm gatling gun, and...let'em have it?

Leave it.. I'm allergic to violence hahaha

Never needing to eat again without worry of starvation, but at the cost of never being able to eat your favorite foods?

Leave it, mine halfway there. The meds kill mine appetite, zo sometimes mine eat out by force.

Have the gall to complain about perfection? (Like saying "There's nothing to complain about!")

Leave it. Perfection is the most boring concept and is impossible anyway. Those who claim perfection are lying.

Getting a box set of a series you loved but never made it to streaming services? Or worse, got removed?

Took that, Battlefield Earth on audio CD. Mine like the allure of old tech, mine old Sony CD Walkman gets used that way.

(Almost done with the first half, the movie doesn't go that far...)

Punish child abuse with beyond brutal, inhuman, anything but death, unspeakable manners?