What took you so long? Kid, you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop, and just about as useful as a football bat!

You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!

Since we don't put funds into silly things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.

Send a gift through the Gift Wrapping AND Play a game of Seashell Spotter

Play a Carnival Game AND Create any item at the Asmodeus Genetech Lab:

What took you so long? Kid, you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop, and just about as useful as a football bat!

You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!

Since we don't put funds into silly things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.

Pull 5 items from the Mystery Box AND Feed your pet a Coffee Milk

What took you so long? Kid, you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop, and just about as useful as a football bat!

You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!

Since we don't put funds into silly things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.

Get the Hustler to add a sticker to your collection

What took you so long? Kid, you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop, and just about as useful as a football bat!

You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!

Since we don't put funds into silly things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.

Play Slots until you win The Slots book OR Get 10 crystal(s) from the fragmentizer

What took you so long? Kid, you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop, and just about as useful as a football bat!

You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!

Since we don't put funds into silly things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.

Scratch a Scratchcard

Pawn an item

Vend 9 times AND Turn something in to the Recycle Beast

What took you so long? Kid, you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop, and just about as useful as a football bat!

You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!

Since we don't put funds into silly things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.

Win a game of Subeautique or Vend 7 times

Add a sticker to a friend's collection

What took you so long? Kid, you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop, and just about as useful as a football bat!

You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!

Since we don't put funds into silly things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.

Vend 9 times

OMG! Thanks Major! <3 Delete 2 items from your inventory

Hit 15 Leviathans in Leviathan Harpooning

What took you so long? Kid, you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop, and just about as useful as a football bat!

You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!

Since we don't put funds into silly things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.

Play a game of Seashell Spotter OR Win a game of Subeku

Feed a worry to Oatmeal: it looks more like i fed him the shirt :b

Win a game of Divine Discs OR Feed a worry to Oatmeal: oatmeal is a BRO today 💙💙

Scratch a Scratchcard