You tossed your [item2=Atebus Burger] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=Pink Cargo Shorts]

You tossed your Soft Drink into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Orange Striped Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Snot Pinwheel Pastry into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Strawberry Cybill Footsicle

You tossed your Sun Flower into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Green Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Chocolate Braided Belt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Poo Hat!

Why are there so flippin' many poop items?

You toss 100,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 95,531 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Fire Cabochon Crystal into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cone!

You tossed your Common Malticorn Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mariachi Shirt!

You tossed your Banana Subeta Soda into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Blue Subeta Soda into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Red Wellington Boots!

You tossed your Brain Zombie Condiment into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mystical Purple Serpent Scale!

You tossed your Beansprouts into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Studded Belt!

You tossed your Lilly into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blue Turtle Hat!

You tossed your Cherry Vanilla Zoom Soda into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Fishy Socks!

You tossed your Mythical Water Xotl Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 178,472 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your [item2=Burrito] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=White Leg Warmers]

You tossed your Rift-Touched Coffee into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rose Hair Pins!

You tossed your Chocolate Coated Capsicum into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Kanis Hat!

You tossed your Kerubi Ice Figurine into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.