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Paul Bunyan
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He rode through the woods on a big blue ox,
He had fists as hard as choppin' blocks,
Five hundred pounds and nine feet tall...that's Paul.
Talk about workin', when he swung his axe You could hear it ring for a mile and a half. Then he'd yell'Timber!' and down she'd fall...for Paul.
Talk about drinkin', that man's so mean That he'd never drink nothin' but kerosene, And a five-gallon can is a little bit small...for Paul.
Talk about tough, well he once had a fight With a thunderstorm on a cold dark night. I ain't sayin' who won, But it don't storm at all...round here...thanks to Paul.
He was ninety years old when he said with a sigh, 'I think I'm gonna lay right down and die 'Cause sunshine and sorrow, I've seen it all...says Paul.
He says, 'There ain't no man alive can kill me, Ain't no woman 'round can thrill me, And I think heaven just mught be a ball'...says Paul.
So he died...can we cried.
It took eighteen men just to bust the ground, It took twenty-four more just to lower him down. And we covered him up and we figured that was all...for Paul.
But late one night the trees started shakin', The dogs started howlin' and the earth started quakin', And out of the ground with a 'Hi, y'all'...comes Paul!
He shook the dirt from off his clothes, He scratched his butt and wiped his nose. 'Y'kknow, bein' dead wasn't no fun at all'...says Paul.
He says, 'Up in heaven they got harps on their knees, They got clouds and wings but they got no trees. I don't think that's much of a heaven at all'...says Paul.
So he jumps on his ox with a fare-thee-well, He says, 'I'll find out if there's trees in hell.' And he rode away, and that was all...we ever seen...of Paul.
But the next time you hear a 'Timber!' yell That sounds like it's comin' from the pits of hell, Then a weird and devilish ghostly wail Like somebody's choppin' on the devil's tail, Then a shout, a call, a crash, a fall-- That ain't no mortal man at all...that's Paul! by Americaann
Theme: Poetry
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Thank you so much for your unique designs and lovely (or scary!) poems!
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Congrats at , a sweet Tree poem, very beautiful!
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Theme: Samhain - the Celtic Roots of Halloween
In Celtic Ireland about 2,000 years ago, Samhain was the division of the year between the lighter half (summer) and the darker half (winter). At Samhain the division between this world and the otherworld was at its thinnest, allowing spirits to pass through. The Festival of Samhain marked the end of the Celtic year and the beginning of the new one.
All items are allowed. Please add scenery and please make a new HA especially for this contest.
You don't have to use the prize item.
Contest ends Friday 21th of October at midnight Subeta time.
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Thank you for choosing me as the winner of the Poetry HA contest! Isn’t that poem great, I love it! <3
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Very cool theme! I already have the pants so I won't be participating this round to give the others a better chance. Good luck to the participants!
Theme: Samhain - the Celtic Roots of Halloween
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Thank you so much and for posting designs even when lag and Morostide went on! Your designs are wonderful and you both will will the prize item. Congrats, my friends! <3
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Theme: Guinness World Records
Guinness World Records Day is held annually in November to celebrate record-breaking achievements. For example, there is a record for most people simultaneously making snow angels – 8,962 people. Wow! Find a unique record and post it here and tell us what your HA depicts. Have fun!
All items are allowed. Please add scenery and please make a new HA especially for this contest.
You don't have to use the prize items.
Contest ends Sunday 13th of November at midnight Subeta time.
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This is Nick Stoeberl, who holds the record for the world's longest tongue...
This is Silver, he holds the record for being the world's largest horse ever and is celebrating his birthday today!
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Annie Judis, Guinness World Record’s oldest competitive rope skipper Outfit Not Found
The world record for pie eating is currently held by Joey Chestnut, who ate a total of 62 pies in 10 minutes
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Theme: Guinness World Records
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Thank you all for your interesting entries, they are all great!
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For this, you all win a knee pad and wins the grand prize.
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Theme: Glitz & Glam
Design a HA fitting the theme!
All items are allowed. Please add scenery and please make a new HA especially for this contest.
You don't have to use the prize item.
Contest ends Wednesday 23th of November at midnight Subeta time.
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