i feel like this is a joke i'm not in on, especially combined with the price

I wouldn't be surprised if that's another penis joke.

Regarding the : The head, on top, faces to the left, with one big eye (w/ red iris) The curly bit is its 'body.' It has little chest hair scribbles. And what thought were legs are actually two arms thrown behind the torso in like an "I'm Ready!" pose.

Anyway, I was going to mention the , but someone beat me to it. Add to the list, too.

that's a riff on the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man"

see that's what i thought, except (as we're seeing :p) there's a lot of weird items on here so i couldn't tell if it was that, a meme i missed, some obscure reference or what

also i remember the first time i saw this and thought i was losing it. just your normal, everyday waffle cone! don't worry about it.

What even... ? Actually, now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure I saw a not-a-hot-dog that was similar. Was like a bun filled with teeth or something. I tried searching for "hot dog" on here and couldn't find it, but I did find this beauty: Because clearly lime is the best flavor of hot dog. (It's not even technically a hot dog?)

They have a few different kinds of those notdogs lol

To be fair, they are sold in one of the Underground shops, so they're meant to be zombie food.

Yes, that was them! I didn't realize they were sold in the underground shops. First (and only) time I had seen one was requested by Pete. It's safe to say I was a bit confused.

wow

But I don't want to get turned into a Mahar o.O

Every time I come across this item here, I always think that someone was very tired while making descriptions for new items for the site and just wrote down his thoughts xD

This item haunts me, why must it exist...

I have questions, but I don't think I want to know the answers.

I just ran into this item today.

I was about to put into suggestions or somewhere that it needed to be renamed (because that most def is not pink), but then I read the description. XD

I got one of these today, but I don't think it can be used for anything anymore? So like... Why did I get one???

: The description on that swatch is just... poetry sorry not sorry

[edit] I don't even...

Pete just asked me to fetch a for him... I read the description and my reaction was: WTF? 😆

This: This delicious Catsoup is perfect for any hamburger or french fries! It's even made by the world known company of Spinez! As we all know, Spinez makes its Catsoup from 100 percent real cat!

I am seconding I have always had trouble understanding what is going on with . If anyone can explain this item that would be great because I just can not wrap my head around what is going on with it.

Also never understood why there is green on top of the The filling in apple pie is not green.

[item2=Hand Juicer]

For some reason when I saw the name my first thought was "so does it make hands into juice?"

I mean.. is it just me, or does this look like lady bits?? HOVER

Refer to my pet Kevynn's treasure. I have a small collection of items with questionable appearances lmao