You tossed your Glacier Darkonite Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Subeta Jersey Shorts!
You tossed your Shinwa Scratchcard into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ontra T-shirt!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 293,380 sP comes flying out!
You tossed your into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, .
You tossed your [item2=Toofy] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=Lemon Cybill Footsicle]!
[ToT=Ullja]
You tossed your Mixed Up Kitty Dental Treats into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.
(at least i got an achievement out of that)
You tossed your Blue Bird Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Angelic Firecracker!
You toss 100,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 101,125 sP comes flying out!
OMG!OMGOMG
You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!
There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.
Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!
Unlocked Parallel Universe! What did you just see? Best to just walk away with this large sP prize the rift has spit out at you. Is it a bribe?
You tossed your Red Fishnet Stockings into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.
You tossed your Item Hunters Wand into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, .
You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 307,513 sP comes flying out!
You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!
There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.
Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000
You tossed your Brown Space Bunny Plushie into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Bunny Plushie.
You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 306,839 sP comes flying out!
You toss 100,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 93,536 sP comes flying out!
You tossed your Single Sheer Glove (Base 5) into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Spectrum Tie-Dye Shirt!