You tossed your Rift Blob Kitty into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift Blob Kitty.
You tossed your Rift-Touched Coffee into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Coffee.
You tossed your Questionable Scarf into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mariachi Skirt!
You tossed your Orange Sheer Pantyhose into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out All About Balloons!
You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !
You tossed your Abwubble into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Fishy Socks!

You tossed your Rift Blob Kitty into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift Blob Kitty.
You tossed your Pink Hibiscus Seed into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Old Wizard Hat!
You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.
You tossed your Pudgy Spatula Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Rift-Touched Coffee into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Coffee.
You tossed your Rift Blob Kitty into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift Blob Kitty.
You tossed your Burn Baby Burn Trow into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Chocolate Lucky Cake!
You toss 100,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!
There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.
Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 1,000,000 sP!
You tossed your [item=Green Rubber Insect Pincer (Right Hand)] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !
You tossed your Blue Rocky Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blob Kitty Hat!
You tossed your Mussels into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=Strawberry Ice Cream Cone]!
You tossed your Rift-Touched Coffee into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Coffee.