You tossed your Lagmonster Stomp Boots into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Purple Tux Thong!

You tossed your Scout into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Vest and Shirt!

You tossed your Apple Apple Pie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Catfish Snowball into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Just Some Boy Tee!

You toss 100,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 1,000,000 sP!

You tossed your Yellow Longstockings into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pink Cargo Shorts!

You tossed your Lovely Flower Petal Skirt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pink Striped Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Balloons Skateboard into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Heart Tie!

You tossed your Yarrburger into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Gray Goggles into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Black and White Layer Cake into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Kanis Hat!

You tossed your Purple Tux Thong into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Helloh Galah!

You tossed your Green Space Bunny Plushie into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Bunny Plushie.

You tossed your Blue Tiered Buffalo Check Skirt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Million Point Handbag!

You tossed your Persimmons into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blue Shrug!

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your Hairpick into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Lime Lucky Cake!

You toss 3,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 3,374 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Random Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Sagittarius Pendant!

You tossed your Bag of Sugar into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mystical Toxic Serpent Scale!