You tossed your Oddtu Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Yellow Shrug!

You tossed your Making Math Fun Book Tape into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Purple Tux Thong!

You tossed your Spork Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Uber Delicious Cotton Candy

You tossed your Spindle Shell into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Field Swampie Lamp into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rift Blob Kitty!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 317,023 sP comes flying out!

You toss 100,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 127,941 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Infested Apple into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Kumos Day Figurine!

You tossed your Brown Angel Hand Puppet into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Gold Doubloon!

You tossed your Red Heart and Diamond Lingerie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pink Doubloon!

You tossed your Clinging Moss Fish into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rift-Touched Pie Slice!

You tossed your Festively Plump Piggie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rift-Touched Eggs Sunny Side Up!

You tossed your Anger Management Mallet into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Frenchie!

You tossed your Swirly Pale Gold Engagement Ring into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Midnight Blue Low Rise Jeans!

You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 279,686 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Chases Monocle Trading Card into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Glamorous White Gloves!

You tossed your Green Blob Doll into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Purple Belt!

You tossed your Dice Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rift-Touched Beanbag!

You tossed your Beige Sidestripe Square Scarf into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Heart Tie!